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About acommonman : I'm in college, and am studying Neuroscience, Arabic, and French.

Other than that, I'm just a common man. I prefer to remain unseen and unnoticed, and simply live life as passively as I can.

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acommonman's favorite FMLs

Today, my wedding venue called and canceled our reservation because we were double booked with a spaghetti bingo night, which they felt was more important. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33222) - you deserved it (2520)

On 02/23/2015 at 3:49pm - misc - by looking4newvenue (woman) - United States

Today, my entire gym class had to run the 1600 with our coach calling out finishing times. My finishing time was reported as "3 days short of a year." FML


I agree, your life sucks (39645) - you deserved it (6694)

On 09/04/2013 at 1:28pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (South Dakota)

Today, a man with a face like a corpse's shoe started talking to me in the long queue at the Post Office. Apparently, his mother invented the banana, and he's first in line for the throne in France if ever Prince Harry dies. And his breath smelled like Satan's ass gas. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27931) - you deserved it (3352)

On 08/17/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up at 3am because my wife was snoring loudly enough to wake me up. I went off to the guest room to try to get back to sleep. Eventually I fell back asleep. Then I had a dream that my wife was snoring loudly enough to wake me up. It woke me up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26584) - you deserved it (2643)

On 01/11/2010 at 8:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was trying to see how far I could get away from the toilet while pissing. Instead I tripped over backwards and pissed all over my face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7933) - you deserved it (67973)

On 01/02/2010 at 8:41am - misc - by pissfaced (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

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