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About acommonman : I'm in college, and am studying Neuroscience, Arabic, and French.

Other than that, I'm just a common man. I prefer to remain unseen and unnoticed, and simply live life as passively as I can.


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acommonman's favorite FMLs

Today, my wedding venue called and canceled our reservation because we were double booked with a spaghetti bingo night, which they felt was more important. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32461) - you deserved it (2505)

On 02/23/2015 at 3:49pm - misc - by looking4newvenue (woman) - United States

Today, my entire gym class had to run the 1600 with our coach calling out finishing times. My finishing time was reported as "3 days short of a year." FML


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On 09/04/2013 at 1:28pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (South Dakota)

Today, I woke up at 3am because my wife was snoring loudly enough to wake me up. I went off to the guest room to try to get back to sleep. Eventually I fell back asleep. Then I had a dream that my wife was snoring loudly enough to wake me up. It woke me up. FML


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On 01/11/2010 at 8:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was trying to see how far I could get away from the toilet while pissing. Instead I tripped over backwards and pissed all over my face. FML


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On 01/02/2010 at 8:41am - misc - by pissfaced (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

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