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Today, the creepy skin care guy at the mall with the heavy accent asked me if I was pregnant. When I said no he replied "Oh, too many donuts then?" FML

#13891
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I agree, your life sucks (29914) - you deserved it (7169)

On 02/07/2009 at 7:54pm - misc - by notpreggers (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48976) - you deserved it (9096)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)



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