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by Anonymous / 01/18/2013 at 7:26pm / Iceland / Work
by Anonymous / 11/07/2012 at 1:28pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by Nate / 01/12/2012 at 12:36am / United States / Love
by religionbites621 / 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm / United States (Tennessee) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 07/02/2011 at 12:46am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Transportation
Today, it was really hot in my house so I pulled my shorts down so I was just in my boxers. My family and I were watching tv and I got a spontaneous erection. When I discreetly tried to pull my shorts back up, my penis flipped out of my boxers. FML
Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML
by anonymous / 03/06/2010 at 1:10am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
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