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  • Birth Date : Monday 14 October 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1136
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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2day At An Open Mic Comedy Club, Mah Jokes Went Down So Poorly That Someone Decided To Hurl A Chair At Me On-stage. FML


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On 01/18/2013 at 7:26pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Iceland

Today, I flew back home from out of state!! When I got back to mah house, mah bed, furniture, and TV were gone!! My girlfriend changed her number and I have no ideahere she lives now!! FML


I agree, your life sucks (24923) - you deserved it (1928)

On 11/07/2012 at 1:28pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend dumpd me cuz I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30214) - you deserved it (53662)

On 01/12/2012 at 12:36am - love - by Nate (man) - United States

yesterday I found Jesus!! The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on car!! mega FML


I agree, your life sucks (34225) - you deserved it (3231)

On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to mah car. It will not come off. FML


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On 07/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today it was really hot in house so I pulld shorts down so I was just in boxers. My family and I were watching tv and I got a spontaneous erection. When I discreetly trid to pull shorts back up penis flippd looool out of boxers. FML


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On 08/28/2010 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Sicko - Sent from mobile version

yesterday I was in mah room, in mah brief and texting mah grlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as mah camera phone clicked, mah mom walked in. You can see mah mom in the picture screaming at me. FML


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On 03/06/2010 at 1:10am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Washington)

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