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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 January 2000 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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abylenee_'s favorite FMLs

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12112) - you deserved it (91594)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML

#18312960
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34581) - you deserved it (6050)

On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML

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245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29411) - you deserved it (5285)

On 10/28/2011 at 11:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27986) - you deserved it (5898)

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