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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 May 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1926
  • Number of comments : 176
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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abhi95's favorite FMLs

Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41066) - you deserved it (5506)

On 06/01/2011 at 7:53am - misc - by iscreamforicecream (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was in an elevator with my dad and several strangers. When the elevator voice said, "Going down," my dad excitedly said, "Man, I love it when she says that!" loudly enough for everyone to hear. FML


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On 07/24/2009 at 6:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me and left me with the responsibility of the turtle that I never wanted but she insisted we buy "together." A little bit of research has revealed that Andre will live for "at least 30 years." FML


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On 06/15/2009 at 1:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML


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On 05/22/2009 at 3:50pm - intimacy - by herve (man) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

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