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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 May 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1485
  • Number of comments : 169
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I was in an elevator with my dad and several strangers. When the elevator voice said, "Going down," my dad excitedly said, "Man, I love it when she says that!" loudly enough for everyone to hear. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40407) - you deserved it (4178)

On 07/24/2009 at 6:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me and left me with the responsibility of the turtle that I never wanted but she insisted we buy "together." A little bit of research has revealed that Andre will live for "at least 30 years." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45155) - you deserved it (6826)

On 06/15/2009 at 1:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML

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382 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83697) - you deserved it (10248)

On 05/22/2009 at 3:50pm - intimacy - by herve (man) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)



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