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abeg157

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 January 1976 (39 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 803
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About abeg157 : I probably don't have a life. ;-)

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TODAY... MY PARENTS SAT ME DOWN AN TOLD ME THAT I'M ADOPTED. I TOOK IT IN STRIDE... AN REASSURED THEM THAT AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED... THERE MY TRUE PARENTS. THAT ANNOYED THEM. APPARENTLY THEHOLE THING WAS A PRANK FOR A YOUTUBE VIDEO...HICH I RUINED BY NOT CRYING OR FREAKING OUT.

#21247893
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45521) - you deserved it (2795)

On 08/29/2014 at 2:09pm - kids - by hannahka (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... It's The 16th Day Of My Period. FML

TODAY I HAD SOME PAINFUL GAS AT WORK SO I TRIED TO SILENTLY EASE IT OUT!! IT WAS SILENT ALL RIGHT; SILENT AN SO DEADLY THAT SOMEONE EXCLAIMED "WHAT THE FUCK?!" MY COWORKER TRACED IT BACK TO ME!! NOW THEY'RE ALL POINTING THERE MINI DESK FANS IN MY DIRECTION TO MAKE A POINT!! REAL FML

#21241122
84 comments

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On 08/19/2014 at 5:54pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the man I have been in love with for years cummd to me with a beautiful ring and a heartfelt proposal!! Too bad it endd with an eager, "So do you think he'll say yes?" FML

Today, I eard ma sister gagging in er room. Se was doing it quietly, and I got pretty concerned, after earing a lot about bulimia recently. I knocked, ten eard a gasp, so I let myself in, only to see er on er knees and er boyfriend wit is underwear around is ankles. mega FML

#21233355
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51906) - you deserved it (21209)

On 08/09/2014 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I found a piece of erotic fiction on mah brother's computer!! It involvd two lesbian teenagers,ho just so happend to have the same names and physical descriptions as mah sister and me!! FML

#21233221
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43620) - you deserved it (4100)

On 08/09/2014 at 11:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, I fell asleep in te doctor's waiting room. Wen I woke up, te room was empty, and tere was a $1 bill tuckd into my cleavage. FML

#21232452
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36159) - you deserved it (5977)

On 08/08/2014 at 10:43am - misc - by freakedout (woman) - United States

Today.!! !! I was watching my 3 year old brother !! He asked me to get him a cookie and I said.!! !! ( What's the magic word? ) He looked at me angrily and said ( Bitch.!! !! please !! ) mega FML

#21227114
104 comments

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On 08/01/2014 at 9:57pm - kids - by WickedRene (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out tat my wife of 12 years as slept wit te workmen we've ad working on our long term building project!! Tey call er te ( quickie queen )!! mega FML

#21226819
125 comments

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On 08/01/2014 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, while out shopping, I could hear wat sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man, and that mah ass was grounds 4 discussion." fat FML

#21222536
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41822) - you deserved it (4686)

On 07/27/2014 at 10:54pm - misc - by tlm84 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, My Girlfriend Came Back From Camping With Her Friends!! I Say "friends", I Mean "friend"!! And When I Say "friend", I Mean "her Ex"!! I Took A Look Through Her Bag Afterwards, And Well, Who Knew Condoms Were Considered Camping Equipment These Days!! FML

#21222062
183 comments

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On 07/27/2014 at 1:12pm - love - by fingwhore (man) - United States (North Carolina)

2day I went back to work after a vacation, only to find out I'll soon be forced to dress up as one of the princesses from Frozen to promote our store. FML

#21221108
188 comments

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On 07/26/2014 at 12:29pm - work - by PrincessPromotion (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was doing a dasign skatc fir work. I snappad a pic an sant it to ma boss. Sa rapliad, "Imprassiva. Nica skatc too." I was drawing at oma, nakad. My dick was in ta pictura. looool FML

Today, I woke up from a nap to find mah little brother playing some games on mah phone. A few hours later I come to find he had deleted all 500 pictures from mah trip to Europe last month. He needed more space to download the games. Mom says he's too young to understandhat he did wrong. He's 14. FML

#21219527
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52469) - you deserved it (5130)

On 07/24/2014 at 5:54pm - misc - by stupid older sister (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today , I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I have a problem with controlling the volume of my voice , so once at the counter , I accidentally said quite loudly , "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" FML

#21217858
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35265) - you deserved it (11536)

On 07/22/2014 at 11:36pm - misc - by Face fucking palm - United States (Georgia)



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