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abdiG
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 October 1992 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2199
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>dieana</b> - 18 hours ago<b>MostafaH</b> - the 05/02/2016 at 3:58am<b>shanewh40</b> - the 05/01/2016 at 10:31pm<b>ThatFMLKid101</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 6:53pm<b>Trollx</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 4:54pm<b>CaptainSmith28</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 3:31pm<b>LadyLuck93</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 2:55pm<b>hussamhasi</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 1:59pm<b>Kitteh8601</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 1:40pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 9:09pm<b>Mons</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 1:22pm<b>TJJOE</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 8:29am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/25/2016 at 1:18pm<b>Kuibe</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 5:49am<b>christinascudder</b> - the 02/18/2016 at 3:49am<b>Wingman527</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 2:40am<b>macncheeze97</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 3:14pm<b>kokopuffs3</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 11:01pm

Fucked!<b>dieana</b> - 12 hours ago<b>Kitteh8601</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 7:40pm<b>JuliaKay123</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 3:51am<b>_minifty</b> - the 08/04/2015 at 4:39am<b>apineapple</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 7:06pm<b>RealSuperSand</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 4:35am<b>arabian22</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 2:40pm<b>Metashock</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 3:55pm<b>my_account_</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 11:29pm<b>Mezzacarina</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 10:18pm<b>Umbraelux</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 9:50pm<b>FitFriday</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 6:51am<b>michaelaranda</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 5:14am<b>persianchick</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 7:47pm<b>the_aspect</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 5:28pm<b>Ed1998</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 1:07pm<b>Le_Zeus</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 9:47pm<b>youngmuller1</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 11:13am

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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abdiG's favorite FMLs

Today, while I was at the dentist, I couldn't stop gagging when he tried to put a tab in my mouth to get an x-ray. As I left, I overheard him saying, "I feel sorry for her boyfriend." FML

by gag reflex / 08/16/2014 at 12:03pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy

Today, my mom told me my relationship is a joke, because teenagers don't understand the meaning of relationships and commitment. I couldn't help but remind her how she's divorced three separate men to date. She hit me over the head so hard that snot flew out of my nose. FML

by Anonymous / 07/18/2014 at 7:06pm / United States (New York) / Love

Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML

by Is that..? / 07/16/2014 at 11:51pm / United States (Colorado) / Work

Today, I came home early, only to hear a mad scramble in the living room. I found my now ex-girlfriend and best friend in there, sweaty and in their underwear. The idiot actually had the balls to claim he was teaching her how to do push-ups. FML

by betrayed / 07/16/2014 at 4:09pm / United States (Oregon) / Love

Today, I was making a special birthday delivery for a customer. As I handed her the fruit basket, I said, "Hey, we have the same birthday! Happy birthday!" She called me an attention whore and slammed the door in my face. FML

by Ma_Nikka / 03/19/2014 at 9:38pm / United States (California) / Work

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my 7 year old daughter explained to a taxi driver that she was born from my "vagina that doesn't have hair". He winked creepily at me and said, "I bet it doesn't." FML

by jazopalchris / 11/25/2013 at 6:42pm / Australia (South Australia) / Kids

Today, I went on a first date. He left me standing at a bus stop while he took a dump in some bushes. FML

by highlydisgusted / 10/15/2013 at 11:10pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, my 17-year-old son came home with a black eye saying he ran into a pole at school. I asked the principal if we could see the tapes. He actually did run straight into a pole. And not just once, twice. FML

Today, my mum picked up a bunch of tissues that were scattered around my room. She examined them, then asked me to stop wasting her potential grandchildren. FML

by Anonymous / 08/07/2013 at 6:24pm / Egypt / Intimacy

Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend asked me, "Are you sure you're a guy?" I still have no idea what that was for. FML

by Ihatemylife / 03/03/2013 at 7:17am / Slovenia (Bohinj) / Intimacy

Today, while giving my girlfriend a back-rub, she moaned and commented, "If only you could fuck this well." FML

by Anonymous / 01/12/2013 at 12:57pm / Norway (Rogaland) / Love

Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML

by Anonymous / 10/28/2012 at 12:44pm / United States / Kids

Today, while my mother's blind friend was waiting in our kitchen for my mom to come home, I thought it would be funny to talk to her in the nude. Turns out she's only blind in one eye. FML

by Anonymous / 10/21/2012 at 8:29pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best time would be while I was giving him a blowjob. He then seemed confused as to why I didn't finish. FML

by notthebesttime / 10/13/2012 at 8:04am / Intimacy

Today, I had my girlfriend over to meet my parents. After dinner, we were in the living room talking. My dad thought it would be funny to grab our cat, stick it down his shirt, then pretend to give birth to it, with sound effects. FML

by Sprtsgeek13 / 09/13/2012 at 8:37am / United States (Maine) / Miscellaneous