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Today, mah boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he looool was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on mah back as I layd on mah stomach. I got home later, and felt that mah back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on mah back that been burnt in. FML

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On 12/17/2009 at 2:57am - work - by Brittanyy_leigh (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend of 3 yeres confessd that he was sleeping with me and 5 other grls while we frst startd dating. He told me he numberd us and rolld a die to see which one he would date. I guess I won. FML

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On 12/16/2009 at 7:09am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was hit on by a guyho decidd to use the line, "My love 4 you is lyk diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." FML

#6748934
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On 12/14/2009 at 4:05am - love - by luckygirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today I saw four-year-old son running around outside an copying everything our dog was doing. I thought it was cute so I went to grab the camera. When I went back outside I saw dog eating a dead rabbit an son doing the same. mega FML

#6741094
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On 12/13/2009 at 7:42pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , I snaazad in ta sowar. Wan I got out , I got a taxt from ma craapy old looool naigbor saying "Blass you". FML

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134 comments

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On 12/02/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by errrmkl46 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I pulled over to help an attractive girl on the highway in the middle of nowhere. When I asked if she needed help she told me she was going to try starting her car one more time. She then started to make fake engine noises an told me that she was good to go an that I should be on mah way. FML

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119 comments

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On 11/30/2009 at 2:27am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah grandson asked how old I am andhether I'd seen Mammoths "for real"hen I was a kid !! FML

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On 11/29/2009 at 2:13am - kids - by Granmacathy (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control an use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until mah mother admitted to swapping mah pills an poking holes in mah condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML

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On 11/15/2009 at 7:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I went to the movies. Not only did the movie end up bieng awful, but I cummd to mah car to find out someone drew Squidward from "SpongeBob" with large letters spelling "I LIKE POTATOES!" on mah windshield. In permanent marker. FML

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On 11/14/2009 at 6:08am - misc - by squidwardpotatoes (woman) - United States (California)

Today, ma guidance counselor told me tat I did a really good job playing someone wo was really aireadd in ma scool's play. I wasn't trying to act like an airead, te director told me tat I got cast 4 te part because te caracter I was playing was "just like me". FML

#6182912
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On 11/06/2009 at 2:48pm - misc - by Airhead (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Yastarday I Was Informad By Mah Naxt Door Naighbor That Thay Haard Ma Singing In Tha Showar Last Night . I Laughad And Sha Told Ma That Tha Family Gathars In Thair Upstars Room Closast To Mah Bathroom Window To Guass Which Song I'm Singing . Evary Night . FML

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On 10/24/2009 at 6:27am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, boyfriend bought me a beautiful pair of very expensive diamond earrings, along with a card that read, "To beautiful brown eyed Princess." My ears aren't pierced, an eyes r green!! FML

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148 comments

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On 10/09/2009 at 12:22am - love - by rhythmbandit (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today...hile driving home from work an old homeless man stepped out on front of mah car. As I slammed on the brakes the man threw a bag of poo at mah windscreen an shouted "Praise The Lord!" before carrying on as if nothing had happened. FML

#5724132
148 comments

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On 10/08/2009 at 5:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

TODAY, I GOT AN EMAIL FROM THE COMPANY THAT MANAGES MY CAT'S MICROCHIP INFORMING ME THAT I HAD TO UPDATE MY INFORMATION THAT HAD BEEN ENTERED BY THE LOCAL HUMANE SOCIETY. APPARENTLY, THEY LISTED MY CAT ( CORAL ) AS THE OWNER, AND ME AS THE PET. TO CHANGE IT, THEY NEEDED THE CAT'S SIGNATURE. FML

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126 comments

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On 10/05/2009 at 3:23pm - animals - by APetsPet (man) - United States (Florida)



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