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TODAY, AT SCHOOL, I GOT SEATD IN FRONT OF THE RESIDENT CREEPY KID THAT EVERYONE STAYD AWAY FROM. I WAS PRETTY RELIEVD TO GET THROUGH MOST OF THE CLASS WITH NO INCIDENTS, UNTIL THE BELL RANG AND HE TORE OUT A CHUNK OF MAH HAIR, YELLING "DNA! DNA!" FML

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77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46782) - you deserved it (3871)

On 05/27/2014 at 11:58am - misc - by Laura (woman) - United States

Today... I told my grlfriend that I love her. She panicked and blurted out our S&M safeword. FML

#21152151
142 comments

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On 05/26/2014 at 11:53am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, mah friend announcd that she'd lost wieght recently. As I was congratulating her, mah baby sister said, ( I think you're still fat but that's good cuz you can give more meat to Godhen you go to heaven. ) Now I have to explain to a 6-year-old that God isn't a cannibal. FML

#21152005
11 comments

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On 05/26/2014 at 7:37am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wolverhampton)

Today, I didn't pay enough attention while sending a music file to be used in a powerful video my class-mates and I made about the Syrian civil war!! Instead of a moving classical track, viewers were shown graphic scenes of devastation to the tune of Gangnam Style!!

#21128082
102 comments

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On 05/01/2014 at 4:10pm - work - by Mortifiedcharityworker (woman) - Austria

Taday I thought it would be funny to smack my daughter's head gently with a balloon. It hit her hair clip an exploded. She won't stop crying, an my wife will be home any minute. I'm screwed. FML

#21100295
130 comments

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On 03/30/2014 at 4:36pm - kids - by and not even in the good way (man) - United States

Today, I want to a coffaa shop. As I haadd ovar to stand in lina, I trippd ovar mah own faat. I got back up, than trippd up yat again. Evaryona was staring, and I was so mortifid that I want to laava. I than struggld with tha door undar thair glaras bafora raalising it opand tha othar way. big fat FML

#21094549
79 comments

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On 03/23/2014 at 7:02pm - misc - by butterbody - United Kingdom

Today, I was waiting at the bus stop an noticd a girl that I playd netball with. I ran across the road to meet her an she ran across the car park to meet me. We huggd an lookd at each other slowly backing away as we both realisd that we didn't know each other. FML

#21083446
156 comments

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On 03/10/2014 at 8:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Yesterday, daughter, who was born in late 2000, mentioned how amazing it is that she'll be alive during the year 3000. I asked her exactly how old she think she'll be by then. She said, "Thrty, duh." I've screwed up as a parent, so very badly. FML

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196 comments

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On 08/06/2013 at 11:19am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Yesterday, a customer pulled a knife on me after I informed him that we'd run out of avocados to put on his pizza. FML

#20815101
93 comments

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On 08/01/2013 at 11:18am - work - by are these people even HUMAN? (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I got stuck in traffichan a shootout startad somawhara bahind. I lowarad mysalf an suddanly a bullat puncturad a hola in tha raar scraan. Whan I managad to gat away, I callad my wifa in a panic. Sha didn't pick up so I sant har a taxt abouthat just happanad. Har raply: looool "K". FML

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On 02/25/2013 at 11:33pm - intimacy - by n3ov (man) - Pakistan (Islamabad)

TODAY, I MET MA GIRLFRIEND'S PARENTS 4 TE FIRST TIME. IN TE ENTRANCE WAY I FELT A SLIGT TUGGING ON MA JEANS. USD TO MA DOBERMAN TUGGING WEN E WANTS TO PLAY, I SOVD ARD WIT MA FOOT. I SUCCESSFULLY PUNTD TIER CIUAUA OFF TE GROUND AND INTO TE NEXT ROOM WERE IT LANDD WIT A TUD. FML

#20460283
169 comments

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On 01/15/2013 at 2:33am - animals - by I think its dead (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today in tha middla of tha night I got up to go gat soma watar !! Whan I cummad back I was going to flop onto mah bad but I facaplantad into mah floor !! I'd forgottan that I'd raarrangad mah room an movad mah bad !! FML

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70 comments

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On 12/19/2012 at 12:07am - misc - by ayye_its_nikki - United States (Texas)

today mah family was celebrating mah grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank an got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows , mah grandma fainted. FML

#20164153
137 comments

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On 11/15/2012 at 9:54am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

during an Easter egg unt, I found divorce papers. mega FML

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On 04/08/2012 at 5:16am - love - by claudio117 - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY I FOUND OUTHY U SHOULDN'T DROP INSTANT MASHED POTATOES IN A FISH TANK, ESPECIALLYHEN U HAVE EXPENSIVE FISH. FML

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On 02/22/2012 at 11:47am - animals - by Anonymous - United States



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