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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 March 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 373
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About abbykadabby : I swim.
A lot.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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Today, I watched the Sochi Winter Games online. Excited by an athlete's victory, I yelled out, "YEAH!" to 20-or-so silent coworkers. As if to redeem myself, I then said, "Don't pretend like you're all working you lot!" Our boss was right behind me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24478) - you deserved it (37112) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/12/2014 at 4:47am - work - by Anonyme - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to the DMV to renew my license. When I gave the woman behind the desk my name and social security number she looked confused. She then called over her manager, who did the same thing. Getting nervous, I asked what was wrong. Apparently according to the state of Illinois I'm dead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51196) - you deserved it (2527)

On 01/06/2010 at 9:55am - misc - by driver (man) - United States (Illinois)

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