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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 January 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2173
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About abbruzzi67 : Just a regular girl who loves movies and hanging out with friends.
I'm sorta new to FML but I love always love reading these hilarious stories after a long day

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Today, I caught my teenage daughter doing her laundry for the first time ever. She had piles of black and white, but then she threw them together in the washing machine. I told her blacks and whites were supposed to be separate, but she just said, "End the segregation, mom." FML

#21392458
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29484) - you deserved it (5030)

On 04/12/2015 at 4:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got a gift-wrapped package in the mail from my racist mother-in-law. She's always hated me, so I thought it was a bit strange. Inside was a squirt gun and a note telling me to take my "black ass" for a walk around a police station with it, followed with a smiley face. FML

#21325871
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40344) - you deserved it (2988)

On 12/28/2014 at 1:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, a friend invited me to christmas dinner since I have no family close by. When I got there she told me her and her husband forgot they had another dinner to go to and asked if I would watch their kids for them. They each grabbed a handful of cookies I had baked and rushed out the door. FML

#21324456
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34850) - you deserved it (2560)

On 12/26/2014 at 12:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my cat let out the biggest moan I have ever heard, while we were both in the living room. My dad heard and accused me of watching porn. FML

#21317874
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33086) - you deserved it (2933)

On 12/15/2014 at 11:07am - animals - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, while in bed with my boyfriend of 2 years, he mentioned what it would be like if he had sex with anyone other than me. I mentioned the same about him. He quickly yelled, "No, you're a woman. You are mine!" FML

#21309848
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34446) - you deserved it (4426)

On 12/02/2014 at 12:40am - intimacy - by justagirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after putting in so much effort to forgive my husband for his affair, we had sex. Not even 2 minutes into it, he called me by the other woman's name. FML

#21309730
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48910) - you deserved it (10711)

On 12/01/2014 at 10:14pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

Today, my husband shaved off his beard. Turns out he looks like my ex. FML

Today, my co-worker threw a rubber mallet at my face, and I broke my finger in the process of saving my face. She then told me to "take it up with HR, bitch". She's the HR manager. FML

#21302927
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32796) - you deserved it (2553)

On 11/20/2014 at 7:29pm - work - by spreadburger - United States (Florida)

Today, in the middle of a boring class, my friend offered me some Smarties. We're not allowed to eat in class, but I had a couple anyway. As I put them in my mouth, my "friend" stood up and yelled that I was doing ecstasy. I might actually get expelled. FML

#21301367
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39721) - you deserved it (4036)

On 11/18/2014 at 12:26pm - misc - by drugsforthugs - United States (California)

Today, like any other day since that stupid movie Frozen came out, people have been asking me if I want to build a snowman, like they're the funniest people on the planet. My name is Elsa. FML

#21297408
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44170) - you deserved it (3858)

On 11/11/2014 at 11:34pm - work - by elsatheannoyed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML

#21292826
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30503) - you deserved it (2591)

On 11/05/2014 at 5:21pm - love - by thedudeman14 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, after my shower, I went to clear off my fogged-up mirror. Doing so, I noticed a handprint on it. I compared it to my hand, but it was much too small. I live alone. FML

#21292770
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36472) - you deserved it (2428)

On 11/05/2014 at 3:44pm - misc - by spooked - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I left my desk to go to the bathroom. I arrived back at my desk to a large package of SlimQuick packets. Guess my coworkers think I need to lose weight. FML

#21291592
59 comments

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On 11/03/2014 at 10:38pm - work - by blondieforlife - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML

#21288734
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35806) - you deserved it (3107)

On 10/30/2014 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by taylor w - United States

Today, I got sick at school. When someone called my mom for permission for me to leave, she told them she doesn't have a daughter and to never call that number again. FML



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