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abbeyXD
  • Town/Country : soon to be Seattle, Washington
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 May 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 322
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About abbeyXD : Eh, I'd rather not tell you about me, but sure.

I like tons of stuff. I draw in my spare time. I'm gonna make a famous comic book some day.

Hunger Games, Percy Jackson, Dresden Files, and any book I can get my hands on. Though I haven't read a whole book in a while.

Bleach, Trigun, Blue Exorcist, Attack on Titan, Gurren Lagann, and Neon Genesis Evangelion.

30 Seconds to Mars, DeadMau5, Linkin Park, Imagine Dragons, Yellowcard, Neon Trees, and maybe even a lot of the hipster screamo music that's out there.

Justice League, Green Lantern, Aquaman, but lately I've been drawn to other comics. Saga is pretty good. And Fables. Great series.

Tons of stuff.

Follow me on Tumblr: abbazaur.tumblr.com

Wanna kik? Ask for it. But please, don't be creepy. I'm not into it.

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Today, I had to pee in my cat's litter box, just to avoid witnessing my mom having sex in the living room on my way to the bathroom. FML

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On 06/03/2013 at 1:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not remembering our anniversary. Our three week anniversary. FML

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On 06/03/2013 at 12:31am - love - by BadBoyfriend - United States (Texas)

Today, I was babysitting a 4-year-old, and we decided to play a game of hide and seek. Before he started to count, he looked me straight in the eyes and said that if I hid in his spot, he'd murder me with a knife when he grows up. I have to babysit this kid for the rest of the summer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42229) - you deserved it (3271)

On 05/14/2013 at 12:48pm - work - by sumhub94 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with some friends, and I had to take a dump. After I was done, I realized there was no more toilet paper, so I asked my friends to get me some. They threw in duct tape, sandpaper, and saran wrap, and told me to make a decision. FML

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On 04/22/2013 at 2:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was denied a job because the guy interviewing me said that I was an illiterate blonde girl who used fake words like "plethora" and "viable". I told him I would leave, after he spelled the word "illiterate". He spelled it wrong and had me escorted from the premises. "Eeletterote" my ass. FML

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On 04/01/2013 at 12:44am - work - by Nefi (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

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On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)



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