About abattior : I'm originally from Saudi Arabia living in the U.S. for college. I am open minded for any questions!
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
abattior's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 10/04/2014 at 10:58am / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
Today, I realized that the full body wax I got two weeks ago that my wife told me would look sexy doesn't just make me look like a completely hairless ten-year-old boy. The ingrown hairs everywhere now make me look like someone with chicken pox. FML
by mikey / 10/14/2010 at 9:05am / United States (Michigan) / Health
by supermanxs1 / 03/09/2010 at 10:32am / United States (Texas) / Health
by shouldagone2work / 09/24/2009 at 5:24pm / United States (New Jersey) / Money
Today, I wasn't feeling too good, and took my temperature. I had a fever, which I told my boyfriend who was laughing hysterically when I told him. I asked him what was so funny, turns out he's been using the thermometer to take our dog's temperature sometimes. Rectally, of course. FML
Today, my mother woke me up by saying "Good morning my sexually aggressive daughter. We're going to have an extremely uncomfortable conversation today." Our awkward talk consisted of her telling me that I'm a tease and am going to get raped. Why? She caught me making out with my boyfriend. FML
by wildthing / 07/01/2009 at 3:33pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
by Loho / 03/24/2009 at 10:46pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
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