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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 557
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About aaron44 : Just another average person on FML. ☺

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You sure know how to party?

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aaron44's favorite FMLs

Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML

by HiddlePuff / 05/14/2015 at 8:42am / Australia / Work

Today, I was trying out for a position as pitcher for my college baseball team. I threw the ball as hard as I could, and then collapsed to the ground in agony from a dislocated shoulder. FML

by Bonecrusher / 03/27/2015 at 6:50pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, my boyfriend's little sister told me she hates me. I thought she was just a jealous, whiny tard like most kids are, until she calmly walked over to the wall and headbutted it hard. She burst into tears, ran out of the room, and told my boyfriend I hit her. He believed her. FML

by single&alone / 03/06/2015 at 3:44pm / United States (Washington) / Kids

Today, I finished a painting I'd spent 3 weeks working on for an exhibition. When I came back from lunch, my cat was perched above it on my desk. He looked at me, then down at the painting, then jumped down onto it. He slipped and smeared the wet paint everywhere, ruining the whole thing. FML

by I'm Trading Up For A Dog / 12/14/2014 at 3:28pm / Finland (Western Finland) / Animals

Today, I woke up to find "Fuck you, Harry" painted on my car. Harry's my neighbour. FML

by Queensland / 10/18/2014 at 3:20am / Australia / Transportation

Today, I visited my grandparents at their farm. When I went to pee in the outhouse, I noticed a round thing in the middle of the hole, so I peed on it. It was a beehive. FML

by random / 05/13/2013 at 11:06am / United States / Animals