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Today, I found out that Yale had actually accepted me seventeen years ago. My mother apparently burned my acceptance package and letters because she didn't want me to upstage her UChicago degree. FML

Today, my sister went into a blind rage at me for "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant, two months after she did the same. My husband and I have been trying for two years. She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is. FML

#20590768
202 comments

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On 04/14/2013 at 4:39pm - misc - by bntje (woman) - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, my girlfriend accused me of being a feeder, saying that's why she's been putting on so much weight. When I said it might be because she eats at McDonalds everyday, and that I was willing to start cooking low-calorie foods for us, she hit me. Then she went to McDonalds. FML

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124 comments

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On 03/10/2013 at 12:03pm - love - by Raiden (man) - United Kingdom (Barnsley)

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML

#19873048
141 comments

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On 06/30/2012 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, neither of my parents fought for my custody. FML

#19763325
171 comments

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On 06/10/2012 at 12:19am - misc - by Anon - United States

Today, I was jumped and savagely beaten to the ground by a group of six-year-olds wearing Disney princess masks. FML

#19641324
137 comments

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On 05/18/2012 at 10:13am - kids - by 23yearoldtoddler - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket while I was in the car. I didn't even notice it happen. Ninja cops do exist. FML

#19589899
96 comments

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On 05/07/2012 at 10:52pm - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML

#19464902
98 comments

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On 04/14/2012 at 2:27am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML

#19434352
226 comments

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On 04/09/2012 at 1:15am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML

#19291584
98 comments

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On 03/17/2012 at 12:53am - misc - by Taylor Easley - United States (California)

Today, I woke up sweating and gasping for air after having a terrible nightmare. The nightmare involved my deceased mother-in-law bitching me out for being a bad influence on her daughter and threatening to cut my nuts off. Even in death, she won't leave me be. FML

#19270798
99 comments

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On 03/13/2012 at 12:13pm - misc - by lanu (man) - United States

Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML

#19239456
222 comments

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On 03/08/2012 at 2:03pm - intimacy - by Fraser - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, two American guys attacked me for not speaking their language. I'm from England, and they said I'm speaking my own language wrong. FML

#18525821
36 comments

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On 12/16/2011 at 3:50am - misc - by Brit - Reserved

Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

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339 comments

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On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I updated my facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML

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134 comments

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On 07/12/2011 at 12:40am - misc - by _Emilyy - United States (Illinois)



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