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by Anonymous / 10/15/2012 at 9:19pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by Lauraborealous / 09/05/2012 at 2:27pm / Canada (Alberta) / Money
Today, wanting to be romantic, I came home with flowers, and told my girlfriend I love her and that I never want us to fall apart. Before I could finish my second sentence, she farted, said, "Aww, that's so sweet" and quickly excused herself to the bathroom. FML
by Anonymous / 08/14/2012 at 8:12pm / United States / Love
by Bad Mommy / 06/21/2012 at 1:40am / United States (California) / Kids
by Nice / 05/01/2012 at 9:58am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Anonymous / 04/16/2012 at 8:38am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/13/2012 at 6:32am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 04/09/2012 at 1:15am / United States / Money
by AmihayG / 03/27/2012 at 12:32pm / Israel / Transportation
by KMO / 02/25/2012 at 11:09pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by ZeroApostle4Ever / 02/23/2012 at 3:00am / United States / Miscellaneous
by mary / 02/21/2012 at 10:33am / Australia / Health
Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML
by Anonymous / 02/05/2012 at 10:45am / Reserved / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by awalc / 12/20/2011 at 12:48pm / United States / Miscellaneous
- Today, I had to feed an elderly man in the care home in which I work while he was whacking off. Our… Today, I was having sex with a girl. After we finish, she tells me she already has a boyfriend, and… Today, I was fooling around with someone I had met at a club, in my room. It got really heated, and…