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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 August 1998 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 513
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About _u7m : Your typical awkward, lonely high-school junior.

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Today, I met an American guy at a bar. I felt flattered when he said, "You know what they say about Swedish girls, all so beautiful." After a pause, he filled in with, "What the fuck happened to you?" FML

Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38127) - you deserved it (3639)

On 05/10/2014 at 9:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, it was my first ever live piano performance. It went all great until the end, when I stood up, slipped, and smashed face-first into the keys. I've lost half a tooth and all my dignity. FML


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On 03/30/2014 at 2:45pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

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