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About _raemichaels : | The name's Rachel, but mostly everyone I know addresses me as Rae |

I'm a 19 year old doing a major in linguistics and a double minor in lit. I like to read, write, sing, paint, all that artsy stuff.

Message me if you would like to talk, I'm a pretty friendly person, or so I've been told, maybe I'm a sadistic bitch and everyone has been lying to me

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Today, an American lady here in Ireland asked me if I was a Leprechaun. Thinking she was joking, and me being quite "vertically challenged," I decided to just say yes. She then grabbed me and made me endure photographs, cuddles and pats on the head from all her fellow tourists. FML


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