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by roselysunset / 07/29/2015 at 1:07pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 06/11/2015 at 10:37am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by JustSom / 05/04/2015 at 10:03pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids
Today, I got a 'Good Morning' text from my boyfriend. Since I hadn't gotten one of those in a while, I thought it was rather nice. That is, until I saw the picture that accompanied it. It was of him, sitting on the toilet and taking a shit. FML
by Anonymous / 04/09/2015 at 11:10am / United States / Love
Today, I drove my dad to Walmart to do some shopping. His leg is still in a cast after an accident, so I helped him to the last mobility scooter. A guy whose only disability was clearly Fat-Fuck Syndrome then yelled at us, claiming he needed it more and that my dad was a faker. FML
by Elrond Hubbard / 01/24/2015 at 2:25pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, like every day, I woke up at 3 in the morning because my roommate needs "a three hour warning" before his real alarm goes off. His alarm is a constant beeping noise which he always ignores for a good 10 minutes before finally getting up and turning it off. FML
by Anonymous / 01/16/2015 at 1:51pm / Norway (Hordaland) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/18/2014 at 10:34am / Belgium (Antwerpen) / Love
by Discipl / 10/27/2014 at 11:00pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by adamwilcockson / 09/18/2014 at 12:05am / Australia (Queensland) / Health
by abbshows / 08/29/2014 at 2:54pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me. When I told my sister, she just smiled, held up a closed fist, and said "Look at the number of fucks I give!" She then raised a finger, said "Oops. Finger spasm!" then lowered it again. FML
by meltdowninrels / 08/15/2014 at 6:09pm / New Zealand (Wellington) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/10/2014 at 1:24am / United States (California) / Work
by seriously? / 05/27/2014 at 6:23pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
by Anonymous / 04/06/2014 at 2:09pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I faced my social anxiety and went to a chip shop on my own. I tried to have a conversation with the owner, but his thick accent made it difficult. He now knows where I live, what college I go to and I'm pretty sure I agreed to go to India with him. FML
by sociallyawkward / 03/26/2014 at 2:06pm / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…
- Today, my girlfriend wanted to try having sex despite her serious body image issues. Unfortunately,… Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns,… Today, I was texting my boyfriend, making plans to see him tomorrow. He ended the conversation by…