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by drugdealersgf / 12/02/2016 at 1:55am / Love
Today, after a couple of months of enjoying an informal parking arrangement with a local bank, I found out they sold their extra lot without telling me. The new owner's towing company heard about the deal, though. FML
by CaddyWhack / 11/18/2016 at 3:57pm / Transportation
Today, I was given a building key that students aren't supposed to have because they'll lose it. I told my coach I wouldn't lose the key. The same key disappeared not even 20 minutes later without a trace. I still can't find it, and it's been an hour. FML
by rosecolas / 11/12/2016 at 8:36am / United States (Virginia) / Work
by Z / 11/06/2016 at 6:33pm / United States (Iowa) / Work
by GlennGuagmire / 10/23/2016 at 2:23am / Saudi Arabia (Ash Sharqiyah) / Holidays
by comeonnow / 09/25/2016 at 2:53pm / United States (Michigan) / Transportation
Today, I'd had enough of the annoying bird constantly singing in the shrillest bird voice possible outside of my window, so I chased it around the yard, shooing it away, as my cat sat there and watched. FML
by ByeByeBirdie / 06/29/2016 at 6:41pm / United States (Alabama) / Animals
by roselysunset / 07/29/2015 at 1:07pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 06/11/2015 at 10:37am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by JustSom / 05/04/2015 at 10:03pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids
Today, I got a 'Good Morning' text from my boyfriend. Since I hadn't gotten one of those in a while, I thought it was rather nice. That is, until I saw the picture that accompanied it. It was of him, sitting on the toilet and taking a shit. FML
by Anonymous / 04/09/2015 at 11:10am / United States / Love
Today, I drove my dad to Walmart to do some shopping. His leg is still in a cast after an accident, so I helped him to the last mobility scooter. A guy whose only disability was clearly Fat-Fuck Syndrome then yelled at us, claiming he needed it more and that my dad was a faker. FML
by Elrond Hubbard / 01/24/2015 at 2:25pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, like every day, I woke up at 3 in the morning because my roommate needs "a three hour warning" before his real alarm goes off. His alarm is a constant beeping noise which he always ignores for a good 10 minutes before finally getting up and turning it off. FML
by Anonymous / 01/16/2015 at 1:51pm / Norway (Hordaland) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/18/2014 at 10:34am / Belgium (Antwerpen) / Love
by Discipl / 10/27/2014 at 11:00pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health