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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 September 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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Today, as I was crossing to the US, I got pulled over by border patrol for looking "suspicious". The female cop searched my purse and found a condom. She smirked and said, "I doubt you'd ever need that." FML


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