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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 March 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 970
  • Number of comments : 130
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About _kyleG_ : Wrestler | Archer | Violinist/Violist | Bass vocalist | Biology major, coming this fall

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. ~Maya Angelou

§ haileyrows is bæ* §
*FML is not a dating service, and yet I managed to find the love of my life on here. I had 200+ matches on Tinder. The world does not make sense. This is okay.

Message me, I don't bite [much]
(Also, if you get the location reference, you're awesome.)

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