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- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today my mom, bored lover of games and mysteries, bragged about outsmarting scammers by burning all…
- Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky… Today, my mum came home from a business trip. My four-year-old brother, who I'd been watching, told… Today, I got a call from a restricted number. When I answered, it was a prank call. The kids on the…