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_daniellesays_

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_daniellesays_

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About _daniellesays_ : Say what you will about the importance of grammar, but I think you automatically (in general) get a few more respect points for writing like this, instade of lyk dis.

Anyway, hi.
I'm a lifeguard, guarding the crucial lives of fellow Michigan-citizens every day, nbd.

I love the lyrics from the song 23 by Jimmy Eat World, "No one else will have me like you do; No one else will have me, only you" , + the way Jim Adkins sings it.

Did you know that dolphins rape people?

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Today, I discovered the downside to having a "sneak-attacks-allowed" tickle war with my 4-year-old son. I had to explain to several outraged strangers at the supermarket why my son kept flinching an pulling away whenever I made any sudden movements near him. FML

#21207892
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42324) - you deserved it (6257)

On 07/13/2014 at 12:04pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Taday at my all-night senior party , I was talking to the blind grlho I haven't had classes with since 9th grade !! I unthinkingly opened the conversation with "Nice to see you again." FML

#21167586
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38062) - you deserved it (8918)

On 06/08/2014 at 10:17pm - misc - by It'd be nice to see you too. - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I looool woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn . FML

#21147237
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47099) - you deserved it (4033)

On 05/21/2014 at 12:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

today my student unanimously agreed, in front of me, that the only reason they take my course is to look at my ass. FML

#21028396
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57065) - you deserved it (13991)

On 01/15/2014 at 12:54am - intimacy - by jseid2 - United States (California)

Today , mah wicked mother has been with us fir a week. She's already thrown away mah daughter's favorite toy , broke mah computer , scratched mah oak table , stained mah most expensive shrt , peed in our bed , an called the attention of the cops by staring at kids in school. She's staying fir three months. FML

Today... I noticd tat my naw sampoo ad an unfamiliar pink color to it. Aftar soma invastigation... I found a daad mousa tat ad apparantly cut itsalf on ta bottla pump. I'va baan wasing my air wit mousa blood. FML

#20825465
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56263) - you deserved it (4930)

On 08/07/2013 at 12:34pm - misc - by shampoomice (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today... The Great Deal On Mah New Apartment Has Turned Into A Nightmare. I Keep Hereing Extremely Werd Sounds Almost Every Night... And When I Tried Taking Pics Of The Place Today... Mah Camera's Face Recognition Feature Kept Activating... But Only In Mah Bedroom. I'm Scared Shitless. FML

#20796032
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60482) - you deserved it (4397)

On 07/21/2013 at 4:54pm - misc - by notenoughunderwearintheworld (man) - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, I returnd home from an extendd vacation only to find out my cousin wasn't kidding when he said he was going to steal my boyfriend. I thought I was dating a straight guy. FML

#20761976
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43510) - you deserved it (3208)

On 07/03/2013 at 4:56pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I FINALLY REALIZED THATHEN MAH SEEMINGLY VERY JUDGMENTAL FIANCÉ MAKES NEGATIVE COMMENTS ABOUT OTHER WOMEN, IT'S ACTUALLY JUST AN EXCUSE TO KEEP OGLING THEM. FML

#20761657
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38804) - you deserved it (5442)

On 07/03/2013 at 1:35pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

yesterday mah house was eggd while I went out shopping. When I told mah dad about it he immediately and casually admittd to being the one who did it asking ( You got a fucking problem with that son? ) I don't know if he's just messing with mah head or if he looool really did do it. mega FML

#20756478
68 comments

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On 06/30/2013 at 6:08pm - misc - by thefuck (man) - Ireland (Cavan)

Today, my daughter's obsession with Canada got out way of handhen she was suspended for climbing up the flagpole, in an attempt to replace the flag with a red-and-white maple leaf one . FML

Today, I'm laft wit two non-rafundabla tickats to Jamaica, bacausa my now ax-boyfriand said is Quidditc tournamant is mora important tan saaing my "fat ass in a bikini". big fat FML

#20745099
233 comments

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On 06/24/2013 at 7:24pm - love - by afraid of flying too - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was faading soma ducks. Ona of tham chokad to daath on tha old braad. FML

#20744476
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48971) - you deserved it (14010)

On 06/24/2013 at 12:41pm - animals - by Anonymous - Belgium

Today, getting off a bus, it was pouring rain so I got my umbrella out. A man elbowd me in the gut an grabbd it. When I told my mom about it she said, "That's New York, get over it." fat FML

#20731128
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40932) - you deserved it (5145)

On 06/17/2013 at 8:46am - misc - by newyorkers - United States (New York)

2day my usband trew up on me during our wedding vows. FML

#20728616
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53665) - you deserved it (4136)

On 06/16/2013 at 12:54am - love - by fun (man) - United States



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