__jessew

Search for a member

Offline (the 05/27/2015 at 9:27pm)

__jessew

1Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 12 January 1998 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 419
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About __jessew : Canadian⛄️Follow me on Instagram: @jessewamsteeker

__jessew's page activity

Visits<b>jtrizzle93</b> - the 08/06/2016 at 3:29pm<b>Quendolin</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 6:37am<b>luvu12346</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 1:30pm<b>jadeluv</b> - the 01/22/2015 at 9:57pm<b>zBerryz</b> - the 01/18/2015 at 9:20am<b>MxAxRxCxO</b> - the 11/27/2014 at 5:04pm<b>BBlah</b> - the 07/24/2014 at 3:27am<b>melanie_c_g</b> - the 07/09/2014 at 4:59pm<b>cleo_ann</b> - the 06/22/2014 at 1:37pm<b>SuperCaroline131</b> - the 06/09/2014 at 4:31am<b>Markymark1202</b> - the 06/07/2014 at 2:06pm<b>AngryRussianGuy</b> - the 06/01/2014 at 2:38am<b>jvfelicio</b> - the 05/25/2014 at 12:47am<b>tpm45</b> - the 05/24/2014 at 1:16pm<b>izbechillin</b> - the 05/22/2014 at 10:10pm<b>Wolverine33</b> - the 04/23/2014 at 12:51am<b>ameliaaa4</b> - the 04/15/2014 at 11:02pm<b>gdal8642</b> - the 04/15/2014 at 9:38pm

Fucked!<b>luvu12346</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 7:30pm

__jessew's FML badges

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

See all of __jessew's badges

__jessew's favorite FMLs

Today, some pig slapped my ass as he passed me in the street, then looked back at me with a dirty grin. His grin turned to horror when he realized that I'm actually a guy, then to anger as he bitched me out for "tricking" him by "looking like a chick". FML

by 404: sense not found / 06/08/2014 at 2:32pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends and family said they were busy so I figured I was getting a surprise party. Nope. They all were actually busy. I spent my birthday alone. FML

by 00bsg / 12/21/2013 at 10:46am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML

by zamwow / 12/20/2013 at 6:36pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy

Today, I got a ransom note saying, "We have kidnapped your husband and won't release him unless you postpone the wedding." The wedding is tomorrow and it was in his handwriting. FML

by oh why... / 12/20/2013 at 9:51am / United States / Love

Today, I saw a guy in the street drawing caricatures, and I decided to pay him to do one of me. Being a caricature, I looked pretty monstrous in it. When I showed it to my mum later, she shuddered and said, "Yeah, looks just like you." FML

by ;_; / 12/19/2013 at 5:13pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, a weird guy in pajama pants and a fake hair-hat kept standing by us at a concert. Everyone talked about what a creep he was. I would have too, but he was my dad. FML

by sammers27 / 12/19/2013 at 8:48am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous

Today, I met a great guy at the bar, and we went back to my place. He left before I woke up, leaving a badly-scrawled note saying, "Gone to work, call me!" I couldn't make out the number. FML

by whereismyprince? / 12/18/2013 at 12:01pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love

Today, I had to pee during a supervised lockdown. I asked my teacher to take me since we couldn't be in the halls alone. Since class was going, she couldn't take me. Much to my dismay, she sent a school-wide email asking for someone to take me to pee. Six teachers took me, including my principal. FML

by Anon / 12/18/2013 at 4:56am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found a job after two years of searching. I excitedly called my best friend to tell her the good news. She decided break her own news about how she quit yet another good paying job and found an even better one within hours. FML

by MzZombicidal / 12/17/2013 at 12:28pm / United States (Kentucky) / Work

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, it was safe to say I started sleepwalking again, after I woke up with a mouth filled with soil and a ravaged plant. FML

by adventurousnightsbutnotinagoodway / 12/17/2013 at 10:38am / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Health

Today, my boyfriend dumped me via Facebook. I cared more about the spelling mistakes he made than the actual message. FML

by dana / 12/16/2013 at 5:43pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love

Today, I thought it would be to a good idea to introduce my indoor cat to my dog. The pee stains, multiple scratches, and puncture wounds to my face prove otherwise. FML

by Ramis182 / 12/16/2013 at 3:52am / United States (Washington) / Animals

Today, I played in a high school concert. Some alumni of the band were sitting in the audience and were brought to tears. Not because it was beautiful, but because they were sad to see how much the music program had declined since they left. FML

by NotTalented / 12/15/2013 at 10:44pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mom got pissed off at my doctor and called him a quack. She did this because he reassured her that I don't show any signs of the mental retardation that she's convinced herself I must have. FML

by Anonymous / 12/15/2013 at 4:48pm / Croatia (Licko-Senjska) / Health