Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

_Willa_

Offline (the 08/20/2015 at 12:54am) | Search for a member

_Willa_

7Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3090
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

_Willa_'s page activity

Visits<b>confused_wandere</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 4:11pm<b>kikoma</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 10:43am<b>apineapple</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 10:56pm<b>_ExcitedPotato_</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 4:23pm<b>Mons</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 12:41pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 11:22am<b>balboa_2</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 2:26am<b>musicluvr1992</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 6:36am<b>Shayn_25</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 6:27pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 11:02pm<b>ectstrigger</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 9:09am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 12:47am<b>Steve95401</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 2:41pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 8:52pm<b>local77</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 5:35pm<b>imkool136</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 5:48pm<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 4:08pm<b>OysterPearls</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 1:44pm

Fucked!<b>apineapple</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 4:56am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 6:48am<b>Steve95401</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 8:41pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 2:52am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 6:23am<b>yoursucklives</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 10:47am<b>TexasDiesel97</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 2:43pm

_Willa_'s FML badges

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

See all of _Willa_'s badges

_Willa_'s favorite FMLs

Today, my mom meant to send a picture of her poop to my aunt, but sent it to my swim coach instead. FML

Today, I walked outside to get the paper, and saw a dying bird I assumed had flown into the window. It was warm so I thought it might still be alive. I wasn't wearing my glasses though, and was trying to nurse a dog turd back to life. FML

#21420933
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25703) - you deserved it (9819)

On 06/04/2015 at 10:17pm - animals - by nerderer (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML

#21409928
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32644) - you deserved it (7090)

On 05/14/2015 at 8:42am - work - by HiddlePuff - Australia

Today, I was told that I need to learn to "let things go" by a woman who held a four-month grudge over a ham sandwich. FML

#21370791
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28050) - you deserved it (2416)

On 03/08/2015 at 10:36pm - misc - by NoHamForMeThanks - United States (Tennessee)

Today, after seven people at work approaching me and asking me if I was 'that lad from the paper', I picked one up to see what they were talking about. Turns out my doppelganger is a man who brutally murdered his older brother last year. FML

#21367159
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33177) - you deserved it (2086)

On 03/03/2015 at 9:01am - misc - by definatelynotamurderer (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was turned down from the dream job that I was promised two years ago, once my chemo and radiation therapy was finished. His excuse? He never actually expected me to survive. FML

#21366066
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47228) - you deserved it (2192)

On 03/01/2015 at 6:36pm - work - by kysier (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

#21346857
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38717) - you deserved it (4169)

On 01/30/2015 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML

#21343357
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33292) - you deserved it (4261)

On 01/24/2015 at 9:33am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, since my finals are starting tomorrow, I made a joke about setting my math books on fire. I laughed. Friends laughed. Parents laughed. Guess what subject just managed to actually get in touch with my scented candles? FML

#21315641
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27555) - you deserved it (5977)

On 12/11/2014 at 2:55pm - misc - by not laughing anymore - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me out on a date. He doesn't have a car, but he said he'd borrow transport from his neighbor. He showed up at my house on a ride-on lawn mower. FML

#21213104
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49634) - you deserved it (7071)

On 07/18/2014 at 4:21pm - love - by Lisa (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I overheard my mother talking to her friend, and using me as an example of how it's sometimes best to swallow. FML

#21196146
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52373) - you deserved it (5585)

On 07/02/2014 at 11:54am - intimacy - by unwanted daughter (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML

#21182903
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59978) - you deserved it (4646)

On 06/21/2014 at 8:50am - health - by anon - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML

#21175491
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49365) - you deserved it (4492)

On 06/15/2014 at 2:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML

#21168348
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46555) - you deserved it (21131)

On 06/09/2014 at 3:36pm - health - by blanknameisblank (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I spent several hours downtown with my violent grandma, after she was arrested for threatening a guy with a gun. His crime? "Trespassing" by ringing the doorbell and asking if she was interested in donating to charity. FML

#21158368
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42461) - you deserved it (3703)

On 05/31/2014 at 4:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)



FML's blog

  • RoSaCe's illustrated FML
  • Back to business! Yep, everyone is back from their vacation, unless you're a rich, childfree, lovin' life-type of person who doesn't go on holiday when everybody else does, and can do whatever they…

Friday 4 September 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: