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  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 March 1993 (22 years)
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Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56755) - you deserved it (5212)

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