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_Peppermint_
  • Town/Country : Gainesville, Florida
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1091
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 38 posted

About _Peppermint_ : I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

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Today, I spent the whole day seeing how many licks it would take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop: 763. I'm 24. FML

#2209832
387 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46401) - you deserved it (20077)

On 05/23/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by Tootsy_Roll_Pop (man) - United States

Today, I was at the doctor and I had to get a "finger stick" in the lab to get blood drawn. There was a 6 year old boy waiting to go next. He was terrified. His mother told him to "watch this brave girl go first." I panicked and began to hyperventilate. The boy fainted. FML

#1976392
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41887) - you deserved it (8357)

On 05/16/2009 at 11:20am - misc - by bosssssssss765432 - United States (New York)

Today, I was eating some left over Easter peanut MandMs at work, when I exclaimed "oh cool, they have E's on them for Easter". It took me a couple of minutes, but I eventually realized that I was looking at a regular MandM sideways. Definitely explains my coworkers' uncontrollable laughter. FML

#1023184
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11441) - you deserved it (67380)

On 04/16/2009 at 3:44pm - misc - by StewPit (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went into a small coffee shop. In line, a guy came up to me and was like "I haven't seen you here before, are you new in town?" and I replied with "Oh, no I've lived here for years. The coffee here is crap, though, so I only come here when Starbucks is full" He's the owner of the shop. FML

#883621
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8906) - you deserved it (64158)

On 04/09/2009 at 2:40am - misc - by oopsiecoffee (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I went to my friend's house. While she went to the kitchen, I noticed a little pink pastry on her desk. It looked really good, so I decided to take a bite before she got back. As I bit into it, a sizzling noise started, and foam overflowed in my mouth. It was a bath bomb. FML

#458793
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8082) - you deserved it (72256)

On 03/19/2009 at 1:09am - misc - by skywayavenue (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I told my mom I was going through a growth spurt. She said "Yeah, horizontally." FML

#37276
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25798) - you deserved it (5750)

On 02/13/2009 at 2:18pm - misc - by shorty (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had dinner on my own. My cat came and sat on the chair on the other side of the table. We stared at each other during the whole meal. Pathetic. FML

#4050
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27808) - you deserved it (3998)

On 01/31/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by JulleandCici - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36225) - you deserved it (8882)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)

Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML

#18
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76348) - you deserved it (14618)

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