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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 September 1998 (16 years)
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Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML


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On 06/13/2011 at 10:24am - kids - by Evaki1 - Greece (Attiki)

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out in a motel room. Just before we really got started I noticed that I forgot to close the drapes. Once I got up to close them I saw 3 maids and the manager run away. FML


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On 06/10/2011 at 12:08am - intimacy - by henry feingold - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML


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On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went over to a guy's house for dinner. He ended up getting really drunk and started crying, telling me that I reminded him of his dead ferret. Distraught, he tearfully showed me her ashes. FML


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On 05/20/2011 at 7:33pm - misc - by SophieGray - United States (New York)

Today, I locked myself in the bathroom and started spanking the ferret. I started to get really into it when my dad started pounding on the door and yelled, "Son, that's great staying power, but can you finish up already?" FML


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On 05/06/2011 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Saudi Arabia

Today, while being robbed, a man heroically chased down the robber and got my purse back. He then looked at the distance between us, turned the other way and ran off with it. FML


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On 04/29/2011 at 2:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I was mugged while on my way to the book store. I'd saved up for months to make a mega-purchase of study materials for my major, only for it to be taken away in a few seconds by some lowlife thug. FML


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On 03/01/2011 at 3:59pm - misc - by chilegrande - United States

Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML


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On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States

Today, and ever since I was born, I've had a lazy eye. This morning my boyfriend broke up with me. He thought it was funny to state that we just weren't looking at life in the same way. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34353) - you deserved it (3407) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - love - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I had to repeat my order in Starbucks three times because the barista was staring at my chest. FML


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On 01/13/2011 at 11:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today, while I was substitute teaching a middle school class, a boy, named Chris, refused to get in the boy's line for the bathroom. After I had said, "Chris, what makes you think you're a girl?" in a very loud voice, one of the other students said "She is a girl." I've scarred a child for life. FML


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On 10/24/2010 at 1:26am - kids - by badteacher (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after a fire alarm went off, everyone was going back into the building. I had never gone up the stairs before because I live on the 9th floor. As everybody was going back inside, I followed some guys right into their suite on the 1st floor, thinking it was the way to the stairs. FML


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On 03/17/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by rawrrrr (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I looked at my house in Google Street View for the first time and noticed an unfamiliar vehicle in the driveway. When I asked my wife about it, she admitted to have an ongoing affair. Apparently the entire world knew my wife was having an affair before I did. FML


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On 12/18/2009 at 9:31am - love - by cheaters_should_die (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was at my 10 year high school reunion. I saw the girl I used to have a BIG crush on, so I decided to go over and say hi. She screams when she sees me. Then, she starts hitting me, looking panicked. I control her and ask why she's hitting me. She says 'Everyone thought you were dead!' FML


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On 12/14/2009 at 4:21pm - misc - by Ghost (man) - United States

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