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  • Town/Country : Miami, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 September 1998 (16 years)
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Today, I was shopping with my boyfriend when we came across the most beautiful piece of Japanese furniture. When I inspected it closely, my boyfriend started laughing. Turns out I was making the same noise I make when I orgasm in reaction to a piece of furniture. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25369) - you deserved it (4153)

On 04/02/2015 at 8:20am - misc - by Repethetic (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, at the DMV I was told I had to prove, with a doctor's note, that I was an amputee and my disability was permanent to get my placard. Apparently, setting my prosthetic leg on the counter wasn't proof enough, and is considered "threatening". The police were called. FML


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On 04/02/2015 at 2:43am - health - by usadisvet (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while at work, a guy complained about me "touching his fries." At first I thought it was a joke, because he kept smiling, even after I offered him new ones. I realized it wasn't a joke when he threw the fries on the counter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23769) - you deserved it (2099)

On 04/01/2015 at 10:04pm - work - by QueenCee - United States (California)

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML


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On 03/30/2015 at 6:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was turned down from the dream job that I was promised two years ago, once my chemo and radiation therapy was finished. His excuse? He never actually expected me to survive. FML


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On 03/01/2015 at 6:36pm - work - by kysier (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my boyfriend sent me a screenshot of his phone's contact list, to show me the adorable photo of us he'd set as my contact image. I guess he didn't realize that a contact called "Side Babe" was just barely in the screenshot too. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37219) - you deserved it (2713)

On 12/27/2014 at 11:54am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, it's been three weeks since my dad finished growing what he calls a "Jesus beard" and gone out asking for donations and claiming to be Jesus Christ. I've been trying and failing to get a job for 2 years, and he's already raking in cash from gullible idiots. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36482) - you deserved it (3218)

On 08/29/2014 at 12:16pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact, and, being incredibly bored and seemingly alone at work, I managed to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clapped. FML

Today, my brother and I took our cars to get oil changes. While we were there, a guy asked if we were dating. When we told him we were siblings, he responded with, "So?" FML

Today, I got in a heated fight and ended up being punched in the jaw. The fight was about Harry Potter. FML


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On 08/27/2013 at 3:21am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, my 50-year-old dad was in a foul mood after taking an online test that put him in Slytherin house instead of Ravenclaw where he "belongs" because he's "so smart". FML


I agree, your life sucks (37632) - you deserved it (3281)

On 08/22/2013 at 9:38pm - misc - by thanksad (man) - United States (California)

Today, my father shot my fiancé. He's fine, but the wedding is off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63267) - you deserved it (4350)

On 07/30/2013 at 8:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, because I refused to shave off what my wife calls my "pedo 'stache", she painted "Free Candy" on the side of my van. FML


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On 07/28/2013 at 12:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was babysitting a kid for the first time. She asked if she could watch a movie, so I downloaded Cinderella for her. An hour later, this 10-year-old girl was lecturing me about unrealistic standards of beauty and abusive relationships, and how I suck for liking the movie. FML


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On 07/27/2013 at 1:51pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Finland

Today, trying to flirt with a girl, I was trying to make it out as if I had a great sex life. I got stuck between saying "100% customer satisfaction" and "no complaints" and blurted out "100% customer complaints." FML


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On 07/21/2013 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by MarkQ95 (man) - Ireland

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