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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 September 1998 (16 years)
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_Peppermint_'s favorite FMLs

Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML

#19381776
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23302) - you deserved it (10253)

On 03/31/2012 at 11:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was in class and really needed to pee. My teacher has chosen to replace our hall pass with a copy of War and Peace. She picks out a page for us to memorise on the shitter, and repeat by heart later. If we can't remember, we get locked out of class, and then get detention for being absent. FML

#17789217
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33852) - you deserved it (2970)

On 09/20/2011 at 5:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband told me the only reason we're still together is because he can't afford to move out. FML

#17748874
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28433) - you deserved it (2877)

On 09/15/2011 at 12:42am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, behind a cabinet, I found a scratch-off lottery ticket I hadn't scratched yet. After scratching it off, I realized it's a $2,500 winner. The lottery commission won't accept it because they stopped using that game 2 years ago. FML

#17688426
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40291) - you deserved it (11852)

On 09/07/2011 at 1:25pm - money - by BigMoney - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was talking with my mom about getting the my school photos retouched. I believe her exact words were, "They'll take one look at you, and charge me triple." FML

#17407714
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29137) - you deserved it (3479)

On 08/08/2011 at 2:12pm - misc - by yupppp (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my sister announced that she had gotten engaged. I was happy for her until I found out she's marrying the guy who relentlessly bullied me all through high school. FML

#17300060
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36752) - you deserved it (2604)

On 07/29/2011 at 5:35pm - misc - by Username - Netherlands (Flevoland)

Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML

#17015904
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62692) - you deserved it (4990)

On 07/07/2011 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by lizownsvirgy - United States (California)

Today, my fiancé broke off our engagement after he saw one of my baby pictures. He said our future kids just wouldn't look right. FML

#16976984
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40149) - you deserved it (3135)

On 07/04/2011 at 7:42pm - kids - by K3you - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML

#16677911
338 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65549) - you deserved it (11539)

On 06/15/2011 at 2:00pm - love - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML

#16642737
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34100) - you deserved it (4292)

On 06/13/2011 at 10:24am - kids - by Evaki1 - Greece (Attiki)

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out in a motel room. Just before we really got started I noticed that I forgot to close the drapes. Once I got up to close them I saw 3 maids and the manager run away. FML

#16588229
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34069) - you deserved it (12052)

On 06/10/2011 at 12:08am - intimacy - by henry feingold - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

#16299538
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37047) - you deserved it (6072)

On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went over to a guy's house for dinner. He ended up getting really drunk and started crying, telling me that I reminded him of his dead ferret. Distraught, he tearfully showed me her ashes. FML

#16271317
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33682) - you deserved it (4608)

On 05/20/2011 at 7:33pm - misc - by SophieGray - United States (New York)

Today, I locked myself in the bathroom and started spanking the ferret. I started to get really into it when my dad started pounding on the door and yelled, "Son, that's great staying power, but can you finish up already?" FML

#16068047
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13409) - you deserved it (48297)

On 05/06/2011 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Saudi Arabia

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38496) - you deserved it (32100)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)



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