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_Not_even_epic_

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  • Town/Country : Blue Springs, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 October 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 161
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About _Not_even_epic_ : I'm pretty laid back, I like sports,video games,hanging out with friends,and just chilling.

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Today, I walked in on my wife masturbating. Naturally, I asked her if she needed some help. She replied, "Nah, I've got this." FML

#19783126
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27476) - you deserved it (15867)

On 06/13/2012 at 5:30pm - intimacy - by Steve (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I went to a job interview at a small family-owned business. After the interview, the owner's son took me into his office and told me I'm not getting the job and to get out, because apparently, the old man thinks I'm "possessed by a demon". FML

#19652325
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22523) - you deserved it (1930)

On 05/20/2012 at 3:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was attempting to teach a bunch of 2nd and 5th graders on why it's so important to face your fears and try your best. It was going pretty well, until I was attacked by a pair of butterflies. I am afraid of butterflies - I ran away screaming like a little girl. FML

#3682423
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13657) - you deserved it (51963)

On 07/12/2009 at 12:35am - animals - by tryscal - United States (California)

Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML

#220247
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70116) - you deserved it (7015)

On 03/05/2009 at 7:39pm - love - by f*** (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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