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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 February 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2022
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About _GoodGuy : Deaf, love being active, and love FML

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Today , mah five year old ran down the street wereing nothing but flip flops , Star Wars underwear , an a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton rackethile screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in mah pajamas. FML

#17767423
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31413) - you deserved it (8498)

On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah family came to see me in mah first acting role in Romeo an Juliet. It all went reasonably well 4 the first half hour or so, after which mah seemingly shitfacd aunt startd heckling an saying ( that's what she said ) after every line, before eventually bieng thrown out by security. FML

#17760005
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24446) - you deserved it (2091)

On 09/16/2011 at 8:25pm - work - by Mandy (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, the girl I've been dating, an starting to fall in love with, walked out of the bathroom claiming we were going to be parents. I jumped off of the couch in disbelief, yelling, ( Really? ) She replied, ( Really. I just gave birth to a huge dump baby. ) FML

#17718767
352 comments

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On 09/11/2011 at 11:13am - misc - by CaseyFpC85 - United States (Florida)

Today, I wrote a fake phone number on mah neck to make it look like someone had hit on me. fat FML

#17702973
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8911) - you deserved it (38321)

On 09/09/2011 at 8:10am - love - by Kevin (man) - United Kingdom

Today, a cute guy in a bar came up to me, and we startd chatting. I'm a natural blonde, and he commentd on how nice my hair was. He then followd this up with, "Does the carpet match the curtains?" mega FML

#17485415
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32204) - you deserved it (4629)

On 08/15/2011 at 11:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Yesterday, I was in a restroom sitting on the toilet, when the guy right next to me noticd mah AC/DC boxers around mah ankles and startd to sing "Back in Black." FML

#17296721
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24969) - you deserved it (9540)

On 07/29/2011 at 10:27am - misc - by sofargone420 (man) - United States (Florida)

TODAY , MAH MOM TOOK ME TO A COUNSELOR CUZ OF MAH ADDICTION TO WATERMELON. FAT FML

#16990029
26 comments

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On 07/05/2011 at 6:28pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't movd or made any noises the entire way through. FML

#16354230
364 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38440) - you deserved it (22116)

On 05/26/2011 at 5:55am - intimacy - by Motionless (man) - United States (Washington)

I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't movd or made any noises the entire way through. FML

#16354230
364 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38440) - you deserved it (22116)

On 05/26/2011 at 5:55am - intimacy - by Motionless (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I Got Pulled Over For Going About 88mph. When The Cop Asked Y I Was Speeding, I Replied, "I Was Trying To Go Back In Time". He Didn't Like That Answer And Gave Me A Ticket. FML

#16248002
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11353) - you deserved it (63583)

On 05/19/2011 at 1:30am - work - by 613tanner -

Today, I got a bonar in ta MRI looool macinaila ma palvic bona was baing scannad. FML

#16218945
192 comments

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On 05/17/2011 at 6:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, my usband got out of te sower, came downstars naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did e know, my step moter was sitting rigt tere at te kitcen table. FML

#15934305
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44905) - you deserved it (5623)

On 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by Scarlett - United States (Washington)

Today, whila discussing having sax for tha first tima with my boyfriand, I askd what mathod of birth control wa should usa. Ha raplid, ( Anal. ) FML

#15627116
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46979) - you deserved it (13923)

On 04/03/2011 at 9:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I was waiting fir the bus while wereing my FML shrt. A passer-by stoppd , stard at me fir a moment , and said , "I agree , your life sucks." mega FML

#15528931
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28122) - you deserved it (54435) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/28/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by Danou - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38496) - you deserved it (32099)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)



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