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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 February 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2020
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About _GoodGuy : Deaf, love being active, and love FML

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Today after years looool of faking pleasure with my boyfriend I visited the gynaecologist!! As soon as she touched my privates I instinctively let out a fake moan!! FML

#20720590
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34940) - you deserved it (71753)

On 06/11/2013 at 11:06pm - intimacy - by instinct (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my grlfriend decidd to wake me up from a nap by kissing me!! I startd kissing her back passionately, when she slappd me!! Apparently, kissing her back automatically without ( confrming her identity ) count as cheating!! FML

#20688020
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60328) - you deserved it (4088)

On 05/26/2013 at 8:21pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I brought girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to parents, until we found mother waving around a wooden sword, and father trying to shove sister into the dryer. FML

#20671220
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45570) - you deserved it (4830)

On 05/18/2013 at 4:06pm - love - by Mr_poole (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, ma stalker ex girlfriend turnd up at ma wedding, uninvitd, wereing a wedding dress. FML

#20655660
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88994) - you deserved it (5635)

On 05/11/2013 at 2:25am - love - by tdrtnlz - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I was cleaning dishes in the back. I started to sing to myself. During the chorus I heard the echo of my voice in my ear. My boss had pushed the talk button on my headset so every staff member an everyone in the lobby could hear me over the intercom. FML

#20653580
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44352) - you deserved it (8910)

On 05/10/2013 at 12:44am - work - by legit247 - United States (Missouri)

Today I walkd into ta living room to find ma 11-yaar-old daugtar about to kiss ar ( not ma boyfriand ) on ta lips. Wan I askd wat sa tougt sa was doing sa paald a piaca of scotc tapa off ar lips and said ( It's okay! Wa'ra using protaction. ) FML

#20640565
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67479) - you deserved it (9932)

On 05/04/2013 at 8:51am - kids - by wtfmama (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, mah boyfriand of 2 waaks said that ha was going to cook ma dinnar. Aftar waiting for tha frozan pizza that ha dacidad to maka for ma to ba complataly cookad, ha said, "Oh I looool hata this part", raachad into tha ovan with his bara hands and took out tha pizza, all whila scraaming. Ha is 24. FML

#20584918
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50697) - you deserved it (10880)

On 04/11/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I askd my boyfriend to give me a back rub . He claimd tat e ad a sore and, so I retortd, "You ave two ands, rigt?" Still bitter about not bieng able to ave sex wit me wile I'm on my period, e sot back, "You ave two oles, rigt?" I give up . FML

#20540243
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33091) - you deserved it (50996) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/11/2013 at 8:21pm - intimacy - by Lilypad (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today My Psychopathic Ex-girlfriend Spray-painted "Free Candy" On The Side Of My Van Knowing Damn Well I Have To Park It In Front Of An Elementary School On A Daily Basis To Pick Up My Daughter. FML

#20532616
107 comments

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On 03/05/2013 at 7:07pm - kids - by cjw - United States

TODAY, I MET MA GIRLFRIEND'S PARENTS 4 TE FIRST TIME. IN TE ENTRANCE WAY I FELT A SLIGT TUGGING ON MA JEANS. USD TO MA DOBERMAN TUGGING WEN E WANTS TO PLAY, I SOVD ARD WIT MA FOOT. I SUCCESSFULLY PUNTD TIER CIUAUA OFF TE GROUND AND INTO TE NEXT ROOM WERE IT LANDD WIT A TUD. FML

#20460283
169 comments

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On 01/15/2013 at 2:33am - animals - by I think its dead (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I asked mah mom what her biggest craving was when she was pregnant with me. Her answer: an abortion. FML

#20449894
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50435) - you deserved it (4845)

On 01/09/2013 at 11:07am - misc - by kk - United States

Today, I woka up from an axplicit draam involving mah dantist. I'm schadulad for a conscious sadation appointmant with him in two hours and I'm tarrifiad ofhat I might say or dohila I'm undar. FML

#20423262
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27058) - you deserved it (2929)

On 12/26/2012 at 9:05am - health - by ugh - United States (Ohio)

Today, I walkd in on my son and is friand comparing tara panis sizas . Tay'ra 6 . FML

#20415295
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36224) - you deserved it (5111)

On 12/23/2012 at 1:02am - misc - by oh my son - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I was renovating the house... an mah grlfriend askd... "Do you use electrical tape on electrical stuff?" Not knowing where she was going with this... I just gave her a puzzld look. She continud by saying... "Because it's not lyk people use duct tape on ducks." FML

#20158312
164 comments

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On 11/11/2012 at 12:05am - love - by Danny - United States (Utah)

Today, mah son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis . He then used the copie to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school . FML

#20128322
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29880) - you deserved it (4533)

On 10/22/2012 at 2:56pm - kids - by thebeachisthatway (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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