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_DudeGuy_
  • Town/Country : London, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 February 2000 (14 years)
  • Number of visits : 344
  • Number of comments : 137
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About _DudeGuy_ : You should not assume anything about my intelligence or maturity based on my age. Us humans created the idea of time and age to better understand our beautiful world.

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Today, after discovering that our son is already sexually active, I asked my husband to have a talk with him. "Remember, son, it's all about the clit", wasn't what I had in mind. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54387) - you deserved it (10839)

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