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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 August 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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About Zzzzander : Just a dude with name, Alexander not Alex, Xander's cool though, 17 and work at a pizzeria, drive a ford ranger and wrestle for my high school. If I creep on your profile sorry but that's a bad habit I've started to form, you could message me but I doubt many people will read this so yeah....

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