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Zombinosh77

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Visits<b>NelaGacic</b> - the 05/21/2016 at 5:59pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 1:39am<b>jforren</b> - the 02/27/2016 at 10:52pm<b>BabooonLove</b> - the 02/27/2016 at 10:14am<b>VaporeonSpleen</b> - the 02/27/2016 at 5:58am<b>racerboy102</b> - the 02/27/2016 at 12:31am<b>Raelthelamb</b> - the 02/26/2016 at 10:29pm<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 02/26/2016 at 10:12pm<b>wordsgohere</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 1:52am<b>Chloe555</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 8:27am<b>Myo</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 11:14am<b>MisSum182</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 3:48am<b>owlishes</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 5:19pm<b>drugsRfun</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 4:30pm<b>jacky75</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 11:44pm<b>rockwrench</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 12:14pm<b>wookieewhosshe</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 6:27pm<b>cottoncandylips</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 11:24pm

Fucked!<b>BabooonLove</b> - the 02/27/2016 at 4:14pm

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Today, I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare. I started screaming in my dream, so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well. The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming. FML

Today, my husband felt dishonoured: his darling little girl, the love of his life, whom he's always considered pure, turns out to be pregnant. He's now warned her: she's grounded and that whoever did this to her had better not come hanging round the house. Pussy, two years old, is now housebound until her kittens are born. FML

by Anonyme / 09/26/2014 at 2:56am / France (Lorraine) / Animals

Today, at work I had to use the bathroom. I asked my boss to watch my register and quickly walked into the bathroom. I squatted down and peed. A minute later I heard someone ask over our walkie talkie system who was using the bathroom. I had been pressing the intercom button while I peed. FML

by PeePee / 07/03/2009 at 3:19pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

by konens_dick / 03/22/2009 at 6:38am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy