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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 17 February 1997 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 893
  • Number of comments : 113
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ZombieeeeUnicorn : Hello there :P
Taking Back Sunday, Paramore, Blink-182, Panic! At the Disco, Brand New, and A Rocket to the Moon are pretty much my favorite bands :D My favorite song is "All Hail the Heartbreaker" by The Spill Canvas :) I mostly play Assassin's Creed, Halo, COD, and Left 4 Dead. My favorite game is Assassin's Creed but I have yet to pre-order Revelations. My highest round in Nazi Zombies Kino Der Toten is only 26 D: I hate it when people steal my kills during the first four rounds. Hmm I also like chocolate, donuts, stick figures, zombies, unicorns, zombie unicorns, cyanide and happiness (comics), daydreaming, sleeping, and writing- not that you care. Bye have a nice day stranger :D

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Today, I was having a great time shopping with my gran, until she started complaining about all the foreigners ruining our town, and counting each person who didn't look 100% British. It wouldn't even have been so bad if I wasn't adopted into the family, from Russia. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32997) - you deserved it (2615)

On 08/01/2011 at 11:05am - misc - by Foreigner (woman) - Jersey



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