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Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30896) - you deserved it (4324)

On 11/08/2014 at 2:36am - love - by sickyandiknowit - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67209) - you deserved it (3733)

On 06/01/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by aarone23 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my cat woke me up by sharpening his claws on my breast. FML

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On 10/28/2010 at 8:07am - animals - by scratchpost (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was at the park with my autistic son when I noticed a teenage girl imitating him by flapping her hands and walking on her toes. Fed up with children mocking my son, I went over and sternly lectured the girl's mother. Turns out, her daughter is autistic too and will be in my son's class. FML

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On 08/25/2009 at 1:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

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On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)



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