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  • Town/Country : Buckie, United Kingdom
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 November 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1916
  • Number of comments : 457
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ZombieSazza : Scottish, ginger Highlander, social scientist student. 📷 📷

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Today, my extremely religious mom ranted at me, saying I'd only bought an electric toothbrush so I could masturbate with it. I'm a guy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23501) - you deserved it (1532)

On 07/03/2015 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by but cum to think of it... (man) -

Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24078) - you deserved it (3101)

On 07/03/2015 at 4:51pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found a friend's gold ring in some grass after a intense 10-minute search in the dark. As well as thanks, I've now got a new nickname. You can now call me Gollum. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22480) - you deserved it (2923) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/02/2015 at 12:30am - misc - by Smeagogole - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, while watching a family movie, my mother made every effort to make sure I covered my eyes during a kissing scene. I guess it shouldn't be a surprise, since she still forces me to put my phone in her room every night as she makes me go to bed at 8:30 PM. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25489) - you deserved it (3109)

On 06/27/2015 at 11:01am - misc - by anonynous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31898) - you deserved it (1804)

On 06/23/2015 at 11:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, when I turned on the TV, there was a picture of a wanted murderer. The picture looked just like my boyfriend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27288) - you deserved it (2367)

On 06/22/2015 at 7:26am - misc - by 1234 - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend murmured his sister's name during sex. Before you say he was thinking of someone else with the same name, I've only ever met one person in our town called Nohemi. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27696) - you deserved it (1660)

On 06/21/2015 at 12:38am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was using the toilet. I was still insanely pissed off over an argument with my girlfriend, which kind of explains why I was wiping my ass so furiously that my fingers broke through the tissue and ended up in my ass, causing me to shriek like a little girl. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20356) - you deserved it (12374)

On 06/19/2015 at 9:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob and she surprised me by deciding to swallow. Or so I thought. When she came up to kiss me, she spat my man-milk into my mouth and almost pissed herself laughing when I freaked out and nearly threw up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28705) - you deserved it (11706)

On 06/19/2015 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by shmarf (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I got stopped by people asking for donations for their charity services. Being who I am, I hate saying no to people, so I told them "I don't have any money, only my card." Did you know they also accept payment by card? FML


I agree, your life sucks (26155) - you deserved it (6628)

On 05/18/2015 at 9:22pm - money - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, all of my roommates handed in their vacating notice unexpectedly. They are all moving to a new house together in two weeks, leaving me to be either homeless or forced to pay 4 times what I was paying in rent. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31173) - you deserved it (3542)

On 05/14/2015 at 8:41am - money - by sparkyjaf - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my fiancée called off our wedding at the last moment, because her neurotic sister thinks she's "too fat" to be the maid of honor, and says she needs several months to lose weight. So that's a few thousand dollars wasted. My fiancée says I'm "overreacting" and that I "just don't get it". FML


I agree, your life sucks (33463) - you deserved it (2729)

On 05/09/2015 at 3:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayne Malik leaving One Direction, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future. As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to not beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30512) - you deserved it (4355)

On 03/25/2015 at 3:00pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my girlfriend ran off with my beloved dog. Why? Yesterday she asked me who I'd choose, and I honestly said that I would choose the dog. FML

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