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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 April 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1389
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Zoeythedinosaur : I'm me and you're you. Cool.

•I love blueberries.
•Human rights supporter. (That includes EVERYONE).
•Religious.
•Baby killer (otherwise known as pro-choice).
•Not your typical by-the-book human being.
•Dogs and babies are life.
•Be nice to me and I'll be nice to you.
•Eating is my favorite activity.

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Visits<b>jhonn</b> - 11 hours ago<b>hasanjk</b> - 12 hours ago<b>RachelHigg</b> - yesterday at 11:44pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - yesterday at 7:27pm<b>HarshD9619</b> - yesterday at 3:04pm<b>James_is_Mexican</b> - yesterday at 4:45am<b>four0seven</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 1:47am<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 11:00pm<b>Shayn_25</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 4:32pm<b>rockninja</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 3:26pm<b>gavdarv</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 5:53am<b>stangluv</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 1:57am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 11:14pm<b>Pikathedoge</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 11:15am<b>buckeyefan16</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 10:36am<b>killer0689</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 3:02am<b>mostfabofthemall</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 2:28am<b>ontheFLY4</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 7:20am

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