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  • Town/Country : Madison, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 April 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1448
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Zoeythedinosaur : "I believe God is everything' say Shug. 'Everything that ever was or ever will be. And when you can feel that, and be happy to feel that, you've found it"

I'm the kind of person that takes a selfie and puts it everywhere, since a good picture of me is a rarity.

I enjoy spotting "gangstas" and asking them how Vito is doing.

I'm very passionate about sleeping.

I have lupus. Ask me what that is.

I love horror movies, but I'm a complete wimp anyway.

My favorite book is a toss up between "To Kill A Mockingbird" and "The Color Purple".

Shahi Paneer is my idea of a true comfort meal.

I'm multiracial if you feel this dying need to know. I'm 2000000% aware I don't look it, thank you.

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