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Zoeythedinosaur
  • Town/Country : That One Place, .
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 April 1998 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 714
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Zoeythedinosaur : I'm an extreme sapiosexual. If you don't know what that is, ask me! Or look it up. That's cool too.

It's simple really; you respect me, I respect you. You disrespect me, then be assured I will bite you back.

If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best.

Sometimes I like to think that being myself is simple, when it's really a strenuous battle to find my identity in this crazy world.

Love is like a war - in the end you always lose something.

Don't judge a person until you've walked a mile in their shoes.

The superficial may think beauty to be a blessing, but the wise know it to be a curse.

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