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Zirafina
  • Town/Country : Houston, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 August 1986 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 4877
  • Number of comments : 22
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Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelled wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filled with flower petals ripped from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35806) - you deserved it (5020)

On 11/16/2009 at 1:12pm - love - by TLT (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15128) - you deserved it (332281)

On 09/01/2009 at 2:05pm - work - by Hairball (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was with my mom and my boyfriend at lunch. My phone rings and my mom excitedly says "You have friends!" As I'm about to answer it, she pulls out her phone from under the table and says "Kidding, it's just me." My boyfriend starts cracking up, and they exchange a high five. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55703) - you deserved it (5479)

On 08/02/2009 at 1:12pm - misc - by NoFriends - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my mother finally had her beloved Siamese cat cremated. The cat has been dead for over a week and she has been keeping it on her bed, stroking its fur and saying, "She looks like she's sleeping" and "She's so cold." To top it all off, she's been calling me by the cat's name for three years. FML

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On 03/12/2009 at 10:20pm - animals - by LJ (woman) - United States (Florida)



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