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Today.. . my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permittd to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Drection because so many grls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring . FML

#21381783
253 comments

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On 03/26/2015 at 9:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was doing homework an I had mah leg bent in a funny position . When I stood up, mah hip dislocated . It was the most painful thing I've ever experienced . When people ask me what happened, I have to say I dislocated mah hip doing calculus . FML

#21381072
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27104) - you deserved it (2761)

On 03/25/2015 at 12:24am - health - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

TODAY... MAH MOM AN I MADE THE BAD DECISION TO GO HIKING FOR SOME MOTHER-DAUGHTER BONDING EVEN THOUGH WE HAD LITTLE EXPERIENCE. MY MOTHER TUMBLD DOWN A MOUNTAIN NAMD TUMBLEDOWN AN I COULDN'T EVEN ENJOY THE IRONY BECAUSE I HAD TO HALF CARRY HER ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE CAR. FML

#21375957
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26801) - you deserved it (3069)

On 03/16/2015 at 8:56pm - health - by manderpander21 - United States (New York)

Today, I jokingly sent my grlfriend a link to an article about giving better head. She didn't think it was funny, and has since sent me numerous articles about the female orgasm, and I just got a link to the Wikipedia article about the clitoris. FML

#21372045
102 comments

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On 03/10/2015 at 7:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to get looool a physical, forgetting I'd shavd my pubes the day before and still had bad razor burn. My doctor told me I had "dicken pox" and was prescribing me with shaving cream. FML

#21371826
87 comments

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On 03/10/2015 at 12:45pm - health - by parkoursam - United States (Illinois)

Today, my brother was doing an extremely annoying Shrek impression, so I turnd the TV on in a desperate attempt looool to drown him out. You'll never guess wat movie was on. FML

#21369958
94 comments

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On 03/07/2015 at 2:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, mah mother walkd in on me watching porn . As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary . mega FML

#21368964
269 comments

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On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

my son got in trouble at school. The kids had to solve a problem by determining whether it was better 4 "Edna" to repair or replace her AC unit. He said Edna is an "old person's name" and she was "probably going to die soon anyway" , so she shouldn't do either. FML

#21315591
77 comments

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On 12/11/2014 at 1:10pm - kids - by MedStudent90 - United States (Minnesota)

Today... at work... due to a mix up... I had to call an answering service. I am also from an answering service. We got the problem fixed but I couldn't hang up due to company policy. She couldn't hang up either. We both had to get our supervisors 4 permission to hang up. FML

#21312305
75 comments

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On 12/06/2014 at 12:18am - work - by ring-a-ding-ding (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today... I'm old enough to be looking at houses to buy... but not old enough to get past the idea that they might be affordable cuz there haunted. FML

#21300362
85 comments

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On 11/16/2014 at 10:07pm - misc - by boo (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today... I was watching The Walking Dead while in bd... when I heard a noise in the kitchen. I told myself I was just imagining things. Several hours later... as I was getting ready 4 sleep... I found out I'd actually been robbd. FML

#21299716
73 comments

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On 11/15/2014 at 5:59pm - intimacy - by Slow_Walker (woman) - Georgia (Dushet'is Raioni)

today while bringing boxes up from the basement, I noticed a few spider egg sacs had stuck to mah shrt . As I desperately tried to remove them, they hatched . FML

#21298452
114 comments

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On 11/13/2014 at 5:20pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Yesterday, while shopping, a lady cummd up to me an askd if she could borrow my baby because, "Y'know, I'm in a hurry an they'll let me checkout frst." big fat FML

#21297177
56 comments

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On 11/11/2014 at 6:48pm - kids - by Anonymous - France

Today, I excitedly told my mom that I'm pregnant with my second child. She shot back, "You knowhat's a REAL achievement? Jacking your dad off in church last week without anyone noticing. Aim higher." I really didn't need to know that. FML

#21294899
110 comments

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On 11/08/2014 at 6:02pm - kids - by jennabee97 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah anxiaty got so bad that whan I stola a sword in Skyrim and rasistd arrast, I had a full-on panic attack as I ran away. I andd up curling up on tha sofa as mah charactar got hackd to daath on tha TV. FML

#21294889
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30301) - you deserved it (7986)

On 11/08/2014 at 5:49pm - health - by Anonymous S'wit (man) - Portugal



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