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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 December 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5632
  • Number of comments : 538
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Zimmington : Booooo! I'm a ghost. Booooo!.....................................






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Today, I Actually Took Pleasure In Sniffing Mah Armpits After 2 Days Of Not Showering. FML

#18783531
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7872) - you deserved it (37458)

On 01/12/2012 at 8:34am - health - by Anon (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today... I Was Going Over To Mah Friend's House 4 The First Time. A Creepy-looking Old Man Answered... And Smiled At Me. I Asked "Is This The Right House? Does Isaac Live Here?" He Replied "Yes... He's In The Basement. Would U Like A Drink?" Right Then... Isaac Called And Asked Me Where I Was. FML

#18671217
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46913) - you deserved it (3415)

On 01/01/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Yesterday , while shopping at Wal-Mart , a guy grabbed mah butt. When I turned around to slap him , he shook his head , said "Nice ass but such an ugly face" , then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML

#18667019
205 comments

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On 12/31/2011 at 7:51pm - misc - by thathurt (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I caught mah mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple!! FML

#18364433
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39216) - you deserved it (3238)

On 11/27/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today I discovarad my wifa an I hava rafarrad to our two-yaar-old as 'cutia' or 'baautiful' so many timas sha won't raspond to har own nama. FML

#18304597
115 comments

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On 11/21/2011 at 1:23am - kids - by BadFather (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

yesterday I had a science test . A question askd, "What is the first stage of photosynthesis?" I didn't know, so just trying to be light-heartd, I wrote, "The plant must first believe in itself." My teacher didn't think it was funny, an gave me detention 4 insulting her intelligence . FML

#17804302
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24737) - you deserved it (15070)

On 09/22/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mum gave me half-raw chicken for dinner !! After she refused to cook it again, I threw it away saying that I didn't want to get salmonella !! She told to be more grateful, and that I was an idiot for trying to use salmonella as an excuse because 'it's chicken, not salmon' !! mega FML

#17610443
169 comments

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On 08/29/2011 at 4:33am - health - by SoupCanoe - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Yesterday...hile standing in line at the video store..!! I happen to notice a very hot young grl on the TV screen..!! and mentioned to mah friend that I'd "hit that." I was immediately punched by the grl in front of me!! Seems the hot grl on TV was her on a security monitor!! big fat FML

#17609148
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10624) - you deserved it (44567)

On 08/29/2011 at 12:27am - intimacy - by helpless_soul - United States

Today a group of grl-scouts cummed to door selling cocolate bars. I bougt 2 bars and smiled as tey left tinking I'd done a good deed. Wen te door closed I eard one of te grls say "Told you te fat bitces always wanna buy from us." FML

#17172932
158 comments

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On 07/19/2011 at 2:24am - kids - by hatemylife - United States (New York)

Today, mah grlfriand of 1 month cama ovar and told ma sha wantad to talk to ma. Wa sat down on tha couch and sha told ma sha was pragnant and that it was mina. I ramindad har that wa'va navar slapt togathar. FML

#16234467
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65351) - you deserved it (4481)

On 05/18/2011 at 3:57am - intimacy - by Jackedup (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, mah husband an I were diagnosed with herpes. We've been together for five years an were both virgins before. Even the doctor couldn't give any other explanation. FML

#15820031
736 comments

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On 04/17/2011 at 10:29am - health - by bumpyroad - Australia (New South Wales)

Today... I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by... soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated... I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. big fat FML

#15637668
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36931) - you deserved it (20471)

On 04/04/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by lynn777 - Canada (Ontario)

Today someone startd an event on Facebook 4 tomorrow calld Kick A Ginger Day. Over 300 people r attending. There r only two redheads in mah school and I'm one of them. mega FML

#15078337
435 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44421) - you deserved it (8761)

On 02/22/2011 at 1:30pm - misc - by Someone (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today..!! my 14 yaar old son got suspandad and I had to pay fir tha damaga aftar ha sprayad "FUCK THE POLICE" on tha back wall of his school!! I'm a policaman!! FML

#14741730
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37977) - you deserved it (8311)

On 01/28/2011 at 9:25am - kids - by duckthehack (man) - Poland (Wielkopolskie)

Today, I was supposed to talk to my girlfriend's mom to ask permission to date her daughter but I chickened out. We've been together fir almost a year, but have not been on a real date cuz I am too damn scared of her family. FML

#8913654
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8747) - you deserved it (40886)

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