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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 December 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5622
  • Number of comments : 538
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Zimmington : Booooo! I'm a ghost. Booooo!.....................................






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Zimmington's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally got up the courage to tell my boyfriend of a year and a half that I love him. His response was to start to snore, pretending to be asleep. FML

#19028650
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23543) - you deserved it (3368)

On 02/08/2012 at 7:07pm - love - by c -

Today, I was attacked by a bird at 3 in the morning. The bird was being attacked by an owl, and decided the safest place to land wasn't in a tree, but my face. No-one will believe me, despite the 12 stitches across my face. FML

#19026198
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22980) - you deserved it (1839)

On 02/08/2012 at 12:45pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I bought my mother an apple pie. She made a face at it and said that she'd decided to go on a diet. After I'd left the house, she put it in the oven, forgot about it, and burnt it to a crisp. She then called me up to inform me that I'd wasted my money, and to get her "another damn pie." FML

#19024888
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21987) - you deserved it (1693)

On 02/08/2012 at 6:27am - misc - by 3.14 (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend came over to my parents' house for dinner. My dad made Holocaust jokes the entire time. My boyfriend is Jewish. FML

#19023656
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32969) - you deserved it (4128)

On 02/08/2012 at 12:17am - love - by daughterofanazi (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to explain to this really intimidating girl that I wasn't giving her a dirty look, and that it was just my face at rest. FML

#19018819
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21959) - you deserved it (2567)

On 02/07/2012 at 3:39pm - misc - by Emily (woman) - United States

Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML

#19018043
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24585) - you deserved it (18828)

On 02/07/2012 at 1:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I made a Sim of myself and had her work out until she was completely fit, then got her a job and a husband. Meanwhile, I sat at my desk, fat, single and jobless. FML

#19013496
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14343) - you deserved it (37232)

On 02/06/2012 at 9:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

#19013163
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35982) - you deserved it (2516)

On 02/06/2012 at 8:23pm - love - by Nanabanana1 (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorses are real. She insists that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. FML

#19011478
360 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37176) - you deserved it (4298)

On 02/06/2012 at 4:52pm - animals - by BoringFucker (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I asked my professor what happened to the assignment I gave him several weeks ago. Turns out he lost it, and graded me zero as a result. Now if I want a mark, he says I'll have to hand-write it all over again, but that I "probably shouldn't bother," because it was "a bit shit, really." FML

#19011157
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23184) - you deserved it (1970)

On 02/06/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML

#19009550
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31132) - you deserved it (7248)

On 02/06/2012 at 11:18am - intimacy - by jodibut - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I went to my first party, hoping to maybe meet some people. I was there for 4 hours, and the person/thing that I interacted most with was a cat. FML

#19009363
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21880) - you deserved it (6428)

On 02/06/2012 at 10:32am - misc - by haileypaige123 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had to have a serious talk with my boyfriend about his Miley Cyrus obsession. FML

#19008453
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28453) - you deserved it (4334)

On 02/06/2012 at 5:08am - love - by Madzison (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I checked over the pictures on my night-cam to see if my cats are really going on our kitchen counters. As soon as I'd seen the first picture, I realized that this whole time my cats haven't been going on it. It was a rat. FML

#19004076
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24469) - you deserved it (2286)

On 02/05/2012 at 8:13pm - animals - by rattrap (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I realised how socially inept I am, when I muttered an apology to my laptop after I noticed I hadn't plugged its charger in. FML

#19001637
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20707) - you deserved it (5939)

On 02/05/2012 at 2:39pm - misc - by KDM - Australia (Victoria)



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