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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 December 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 7831
  • Number of comments : 538
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Zimmington : Booooo! I'm a ghost. Booooo!.....................................






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Zimmington's favorite FMLs

Today, I took my grandmother for a spin in my new car. Apparently, she had no idea that seat-warmers exist and that hers was turned on, because fifteen minutes into the ride she started shouting, "My ass is on fire!" causing me to swerve into a pole. FML

#19099160
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28833) - you deserved it (7361)

On 02/17/2012 at 8:25am - misc - by BOOP - United States (Montana)

Today, I went out on a first date. He insisted we go to McDonald's and split a Happy Meal because he "didn't want to waste any money on a first date." FML

#19098700
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34931) - you deserved it (4399)

On 02/17/2012 at 4:44am - love - by Cheap N Happy (woman) - United States

Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he thinks it's hilarious to pull my tank top down and scream ''BOOBS!'' in public. FML

#19093688
212 comments

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On 02/16/2012 at 2:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I sent out a text saying "Smile! You're beautiful and don't let anyone tell you otherwise." to most of my contacts. I got one reply, from my best friend, saying, "Are you fucking stupid?" FML

#19064637
191 comments

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On 02/13/2012 at 11:27am - misc - by dis_bee_leaf (woman) - Canada

Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML

Today, in the midst of having sex, my boyfriend decided that, as a joke, he would pretend to be a zombie whilst going down on me. Sadly, the thought turned me so much that I came. This was the first orgasm he's ever given me in over a year of dating. FML

#19064063
215 comments

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On 02/13/2012 at 8:37am - intimacy - by lotrgeek (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got a text from my mom saying, "I heard the cupcake store got robbed. Where are you?" Then she texted back, "Oh never mind, they wanted money, not cupcakes. It wasn't you." Very funny, Mom. FML

#19062994
70 comments

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On 02/13/2012 at 2:09am - misc - by cieee - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to pick my grandma up because she was drunk, at church, at 9am. FML

#19059708
103 comments

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On 02/12/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML

#19053035
156 comments

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On 02/11/2012 at 11:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had to tell my mom to stop sending pictures of Jesus to my boyfriend. FML

#19052034
104 comments

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On 02/11/2012 at 10:01pm - love - by Anon - United States (Arizona)

Today, my friend's kid chased me with a rusty, sharp tent peg and threatened to kill me. When I finally got him to calm down he ran off to his room. Later, I found the tent peg under his pillow with a note that said my name. My friend thinks it's hilarious. I am staying here for a week. FML

#19046933
156 comments

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On 02/11/2012 at 8:41am - kids - by FuckLife (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML

#19045630
215 comments

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On 02/11/2012 at 12:57am - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my social anxiety got so bad, I nearly had a panic attack when too many people joined my World of Warcraft party. FML

#19033739
220 comments

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On 02/09/2012 at 11:42am - health - by SocialAnxietyNightmare (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML

#19033421
147 comments

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On 02/09/2012 at 10:17am - love - by Zoey (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I came home to a homeless man sleeping in my living room. It turns out he thought my house was abandoned due to its disheveled appearance, and decided to break in. FML

#19029338
58 comments

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On 02/08/2012 at 8:20pm - misc - by pauper (man) -



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