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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 October 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 76753
  • Number of comments : 191
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today.. . mah boyfriend of 5 yeres broke up with me . Why? Our one month old's hair is growing in blonde.. . and we both looool have dark hair . Did I cheat? No . I had blonde hair as a child until I was 4.. . As did every one else born in mah family . I guess this factor doesn't count when your paranoid . FML

#5249359
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50496) - you deserved it (5068)

On 09/14/2009 at 10:13am - love - by babymomma (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I Was Walking With Mah Very Attractive Friendho I Like A Lot . She Then Told Me That Her Roomate Wouldn't Be Home Tonight, And If I Wantd, I Could Come Over And Study History . I Didn't Get It . I Told Her No Thanks, That I Was Coverd, And It Was Chem I Needd To Study . An Hour Later, I Understood . FML

#5173603
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12569) - you deserved it (69476)

On 09/10/2009 at 7:17pm - love - by itisthedude (man) - United States (Virginia)

2day My Daughter Usd The Kids Potty Chair On Her Own For The First Time. Bad: The Bucket Was Not In It So Poo Hit The Floor. Good: She Trid To Clean It... Bad: With Her Socks. Good: She Decidd To Clean The Socks. Bad: She Usd The Wall. Good: She Finally Calld Dad. FML

#5164209
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45551) - you deserved it (4300)

On 09/10/2009 at 3:51am - kids - by Udxero (man) - United States (Texas)

Yesterday, I got my renewd driver's license. It clearly indicates 'Sex: F'. My beard and penis beg to differ. FML

#5081396
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45223) - you deserved it (3510)

On 09/06/2009 at 1:10pm - misc - by HeShe (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I walkad in on mah parants doing it. Luckily thay didn't saa ma so I slippad out. I lookad outsida, trying to taka mah mind of tha horrors I had just witnassad, only to raaliza mah dad's car wasn't in tha drivaway. FML

#5065139
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71811) - you deserved it (2991)

On 09/05/2009 at 6:11pm - kids - by WTF (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , at my bachelorette party , I got so wastd , I endd up giving my stripper a lap dance cuz he "wasn't doing it properly". There's photos. FML

#5015078
126 comments

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On 09/03/2009 at 2:47am - misc - by sexyfreak2510 (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

while emailing mah very young, attractive teacher to ask a question, mah hand slippd . Too bad you can't unsend emails that say "Can we meet after school some time? I have some thongs I'd like to discuss with you." FML

#4956234
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37531) - you deserved it (10352)

On 08/31/2009 at 4:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

I woke up to fine the entire driver's side of car wreckd . Front door, back door, front an rear bumper smashd to shit . A drunk driver had hit it the previous night an ran . Don't worry though, he stoppd an left his insurance information . He keyd it into the undamagd side of car . FML

#4880765
56 comments

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On 08/28/2009 at 10:56am - misc - by wtfman101 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at te store buying some looool feminine products. At te cas register, te clerk said to me "Dude, u know tose r fir grls rigt?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML

#4774624
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46414) - you deserved it (4976)

On 08/24/2009 at 12:48am - misc - by secretdeo (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, I HAD A PARTY AT MAH HOUSE. WHEN MAH PARENTS CAME HOME, MAH DAD ASKED HOW THE PARTY WAS. I TOLD HIM I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT, TO WHICH HE RESPONDED "WELL THE PUKE ALL OVER THE DRIVEWAY BEGS TO DIFFER." FML

#4758103
48 comments

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On 08/23/2009 at 1:50pm - misc - by chacha_bby - United States (Florida)

it was mah brthday. My parents came into mah room at 12:01 to surprise me. Do u knowhat fifteen year olds do at midnight? FML

#4734669
401 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45451) - you deserved it (23260)

On 08/22/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by urmommmm (man) - United States (New York)

Today, mah 6 year old daughter somehow learned looool about sex. She also had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When the teacher asked where she cummed from, she said, "My daddy's happy sacks." FML

#4713882
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36402) - you deserved it (4127)

On 08/21/2009 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by Ben (man) - United States

Today, I gaterd te courage to ask my crus on a date. As I calld er, se quickly answerd and said "Can't talk rigt now, I'm in a movie teater." and ten ung up. I'd calld er ome pone. mega FML

#4706873
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37263) - you deserved it (2781)

On 08/21/2009 at 11:36am - love - by sophistication (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, grlfriend broke up with me. When I askd her why she did, she said that the psychic that she was texting (one of those 44644 numbers) said we have a 2% compatibility rating. How does that explain 4 years of happy dating? FML

#4682415
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50890) - you deserved it (3975)

On 08/20/2009 at 1:50pm - love - by ihatemylife (man) - United States (Ohio)



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