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Zforya
  • Town/Country : Hillsboro, Oregon, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 February 1995 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 344
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I was working my shift at the restaurant as a waiter when the girl I've been in love with for 4 years came in with her boyfriend. He asked me to hide the ring in their dessert. FML

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135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38915) - you deserved it (5559)

On 10/08/2010 at 12:55pm - love - by ringhider (man) - France (Lorraine)

Today, my sister and I got into an argument at a tennis court which ended up with her trying to run me over in the parking lot. I stepped to the side and hit her door, denting it. My parents expect me to pay for the damage caused by my sister trying to kill me. FML

#13357466
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26071) - you deserved it (2889)

On 10/07/2010 at 7:37pm - misc - by toyotasmash - United States

Today, I had to sneeze really bad in a restaurant. To avoid sneezing on everybody's food, I turned my head to the side and sneezed, it just so happens a waitress was there serving a table. My nose went straight into her ass. FML

#13274666
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24322) - you deserved it (5059)

On 10/01/2010 at 9:06am - health - by Embarrassed - United States

Today, there were a few loud and annoying kids running around my store. My coworker and I started talking and I jokingly stated "Yeah, kids ruin everything." But before I could get out "God knows I'm not ready to be a dad," my phone rang. It was my one night stand. I'm going to be a daddy. FML

#13180863
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11761) - you deserved it (65765)

On 09/24/2010 at 7:25am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML

#11470870
226 comments

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On 06/26/2010 at 6:31am - health - by the_pheasant66 - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML

#7901856
122 comments

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On 02/05/2010 at 8:44am - misc - by hisgirl4life (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was talking this pretty religious girl that I like. We were playing a game and I asked her if she could go back in history and meet anyone who would it be. She said Jesus. Without thinking I said "I mean someone that was real." FML

#7556761
211 comments

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On 01/24/2010 at 10:31pm - misc - by Ben (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I woke up to a quite frigid room, which wasn't out of the ordinary since my building's heat is broken. But I realized that the extra cold I was feeling was due to the snow piled up on my bed. It had snowed 20 inches last night. My mom had apparently opened my window. FML

#6848159
50 comments

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On 12/20/2009 at 2:42pm - misc - by Lapis (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went hiking with my friend. We both had to pee really bad. We went to the edge of a cliff to "relieve ourselves". He peed and it came and hit me in the face, he did it on purpose. So, I decided to get him back and peed at him. The wind changed direction and hit me in the face again. FML

#6517380
70 comments

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On 11/29/2009 at 5:53pm - misc - by Harry (man) - United States (California)

Today, while I was in confession, I was saying my sins and the priest called me a "pain in the ass." FML

#6508177
45 comments

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On 11/29/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by ? - United States

Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML

#6501261
149 comments

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On 11/28/2009 at 8:53pm - misc - by figures - United States

Today, I woke up feeling awesome. I turned to face the sunrise in the window, and as I stretched and let out a big yawn. Only for my boyfriend to say "Baby, turn back over. Your breath smells like turds." FML

#6493156
71 comments

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On 11/28/2009 at 10:57am - love - by lol smiley face - United States

Today, I found a camera someone left at our house. I looked at the pictures, and saw my grandma in a sexy outfit. FML

#6480509
56 comments

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On 11/27/2009 at 4:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was at a dinner with my dad's girlfriend's family. I met this guy who I found kind of cute and tried to talk to him a couple times. To avoid talking to me he started playing his PSP. I could see the screen perfectly and the PSP was clearly off. FML

#6477296
65 comments

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On 11/27/2009 at 11:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I pulled someone over for speeding. He was only 10 over the speed limit so I gave him an $84 fine. It turns out he is a workplace Occupational Health and Safety officer and because I wasn't wearing my high visibilty vest while standing on the side of the road he gave me a $250 fine. FML

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370 comments

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On 09/17/2009 at 6:57am - work - by auscop (man) - Australia (Western Australia)



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