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Zestus

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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 10 posted

About Zestus : Mm... Uni student from Tokyo who reads FML's when bored in the morning
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Today, my mistress called my wife on the phone. FML

#524
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8545) - you deserved it (126007)

On 12/16/2008 at 12:20am - misc - by surfdown - Sent from mobile version

Today, whilst reading all 15 pages of this site, my French girlfriend asked me over my shoulder for translations, such as "What is buttsex?", "What is wanking?", and "What means farted?" FML

#513
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27224) - you deserved it (6527)

On 12/14/2008 at 8:14am - intimacy - by james - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML

#437
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46048) - you deserved it (6639)

On 12/02/2008 at 3:27am - intimacy - by hell! - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

#391
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49154) - you deserved it (26647)

On 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by USSEYL - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

#391
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49154) - you deserved it (26647)

On 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by USSEYL - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML

#374
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14006) - you deserved it (29435)

On 11/23/2008 at 3:22am - misc - by lectro - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML

#337
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47722) - you deserved it (4687)

On 11/18/2008 at 11:58pm - intimacy - by Gwayhir - Sent from mobile version

Today, as I do every morning, I woke up and gave my dog, who sleeps next to me, a kiss on the nose. Except that this morning he had been sleeping the other way round. I kissed him on the arse. FML

#325
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26124) - you deserved it (24079)

On 11/18/2008 at 1:42am - animals - by AgathedeBlouse - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML

#292
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39288) - you deserved it (2192)

On 11/12/2008 at 10:57pm - work - by 911 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

#228
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21167) - you deserved it (146351)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:43am - intimacy - by Ben-Ben - Sent from mobile version

Today, I've just lost over £12,000 and it's not even halfway through the trading day. FML

#150
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35294) - you deserved it (8363)

On 10/30/2008 at 1:55am - work - by Noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML

#123
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51072) - you deserved it (18119)

On 10/28/2008 at 11:57am - intimacy - by HappyGirl - France (Centre)

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

#22
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54931) - you deserved it (40135)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

#10
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32148) - you deserved it (73507)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:22am - misc - by RaYan -

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6
455 comments

I agree, your life sucks (94327) - you deserved it (42742)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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