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  • Birth Date : Thursday 31 August 1995 (20 years)
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Today, I saw Les Misérables. I was singing along to one of the songs when the guy next to me dumped his soda over my head and told me to shut up. FML


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Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML


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