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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 November 1997 (18 years)
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About Zero_TAlent_ : kik: Zero_TAlent_ (don't forget the second underscore!)
please, send me a message! :D

I've been playing guitar for a few years, I play pretty well, I'm in several bands, one is Funk-Rock centered, and Furnace Hollow is mostly rock / blues. I mostly enjoy playing guitar by myself because then I don't have to deal with idiots!

I enjoy reflecting deeply on life, understanding the things this world has to understand. And long romantic walks to the fridge. X)
I usually ruin very deep and sensitive moments with satire and puns. I've been writing songs for only a few months because, you know, no one else in the band wants to do it. I have trouble saying no, even when I do, I tend to say it the wrong way. Oh well...

Life is beautiful, If you can't find one thing in such an ugly world, to call beautiful... you aren't really looking.
Stay Classy Dear Friends!

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