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Zerizle

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  • Number of visits : 4578
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Zerizle's favorite FMLs

Today, I was sent to the front office for having blood shot eyes and smelling like smoke. I just didn't get enough sleep and had trouble putting my contacts in, and I always smell like smoke because of my parents' excessive smoking. They didn't believe me. My parents had to come in to back me up. FML

#21397058
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29057) - you deserved it (1897)

On 04/20/2015 at 8:16pm - health - by Phabia - United States (Iowa)

Today, I got banned from my favourite online video game for calling a person on my team a "Baked Potato". FML

Today, I took my 2 year old to the potty in a public restroom. I was just about to set her on the toilet when the automatic flush went off, scaring her and causing her to pee all over both of us. FML

#21394708
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29618) - you deserved it (2442)

On 04/16/2015 at 2:36pm - kids - by klutz44 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I invited a guy I've been crushing on for ages to my house, and I really wanted to make a good impression. We were sitting in the living room having drinks when my cat came in, dragging a pair of my dirty underwear and dropped them right in front of us. FML

#21394577
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30446) - you deserved it (3811)

On 04/16/2015 at 9:10am - animals - by HM (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I got up feeling refreshed and positive for the first time in ages, so I happily threw my window open to greet the beautiful morning. A bee flew into my eye. FML

#21394396
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29179) - you deserved it (2670)

On 04/15/2015 at 10:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I tripped while rushing to my classes. In a desperate attempt to regain my balance, I grabbed the nearest thing to me. A fire alarm. FML

#21394235
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27943) - you deserved it (3324)

On 04/15/2015 at 6:12pm - misc - by Drill Drilled - United States (California)

Today, I got trapped in my building's elevator for over an hour, with my dog who I had been rushing outside with because he had explosive diarrhea. FML

#21391716
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33298) - you deserved it (2490)

On 04/11/2015 at 8:12am - animals - by Crappy - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while at my job, a couple became angry with me because I charged them for an extra ranch they'd ordered, as I'm supposed to. When I explained how it says in the menu how any additional sauces are an extra charge, she said nastily, "That's okay, we'll just take it out of your tip". FML

#21388872
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30479) - you deserved it (2209)

On 04/06/2015 at 8:58pm - work - by hexphoenix (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I tried to overcome my shyness by warmly greeting the bus driver while entering it. I instead blurted out really loudly the words of the song my iPod was playing. FML

#21359655
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19) - you deserved it (5792)

On 02/20/2015 at 3:12am - misc - by OzzyWannabee - Sent from mobile version

Today, while working at Subway I joked with a customer asking him if he was going to order in Spanish. The women in front of him began yelling about how I was being racist and told my manager that I needed to be fired. The customer I was joking with was my Spanish teacher. FML

#21356827
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36918) - you deserved it (2609)

On 02/15/2015 at 5:39pm - work - by anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got a letter in the mail telling me to report for jury duty. The day that I have to show up is the day of my wedding. FML

#21353566
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34596) - you deserved it (2330)

On 02/10/2015 at 6:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, my bed fell through my floor. With me on it. FML

#21352624
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34793) - you deserved it (3321)

On 02/09/2015 at 8:26am - misc - by wtf?? - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML

#21351571
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43346) - you deserved it (2751)

On 02/07/2015 at 4:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, in an effort to avoid my school's strict no-gum policy as my teacher made a b-line to me, I swallowed it. By the time the teacher reached me, the gum was on my desk, as well as my breakfast, thanks to my overactive gag reflex. FML

#21350431
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24143) - you deserved it (14046)

On 02/05/2015 at 4:03pm - misc - by gumchuck (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my dad was looking for a flashlight in my bedroom. He trashed the place, which I'd just cleaned. Turns out the flashlight was in his bedroom. Then I got a 10 minute lecture on how I was such a slob and I should take more care of my bedroom. FML

#21338508
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30729) - you deserved it (2149)

On 01/16/2015 at 8:47pm - misc - by moonchic - United States (New York)



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