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Zelphoric
  • Town/Country : Chicago, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 October 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 175
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I had to explain to one of my high school students that the importance of Pearl Harbor was not, in fact, because the Japanese stole the US pearl supply. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40260) - you deserved it (3473)

On 01/07/2014 at 7:00pm - work - by tpj24 - United States (Iowa)

Today, I stopped at the gas station to fill up my tank and get some snacks. I paid the cashier, then got back into my car, totally forgetting to pump the $50 worth of fuel I'd just prepaid for. Too bad I didn't realize until my car came to a sputtering stop about a mile down the road. FML

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On 12/21/2013 at 4:07am - misc - by AbsentMindedGal - United States



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