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Zelphoric

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Zelphoric

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 November 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 642
  • Number of comments : 104
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Zelphoric : Probably playing skyrim or league of legends #nosociallife

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Zelphoric's favorite FMLs

Today, my colleagues were excitedly talking about going for drinks after work. I heard one of them ask, Is Sam coming?' and shortly after leave without me. I'm Sam. FML

#21385304
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24588) - you deserved it (3296)

On 04/01/2015 at 7:37am - work - by Sam - Netherlands (Groningen)

Today, for my Christmas bonus at work, I got a potted plant and some lotion. FML

#21322774
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26579) - you deserved it (2579)

On 12/23/2014 at 3:58pm - work - by whut - United States

Today, my anxiety got so bad that when I stole a sword in Skyrim and resisted arrest, I had a full-on panic attack as I ran away. I ended up curling up on the sofa as my character got hacked to death on the TV. FML

#21294889
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30314) - you deserved it (7989)

On 11/08/2014 at 5:49pm - health - by Anonymous S'wit (man) - Portugal

Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML

#21244154
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38582) - you deserved it (3073)

On 08/24/2014 at 12:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to explain to one of my high school students that the importance of Pearl Harbor was not, in fact, because the Japanese stole the US pearl supply. FML

#21020544
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41665) - you deserved it (3590)

On 01/07/2014 at 7:00pm - work - by tpj24 - United States (Iowa)



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