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Zelphoric

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 November 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1052
  • Number of comments : 133
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Zelphoric : Playing videogames or sleeping most likely.

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Zelphoric's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked in on one of my co-workers jerking off in the bathroom, complete with heavy breathing and victory groans. I don't want to go to HR, but I can't even look at him anymore. We have to work on a project together next week. FML

#21520798
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20161) - you deserved it (1636)

On 01/29/2016 at 1:36pm - work - by Sandman2015 (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, after months of trying to train my cockatiel to perch on my finger, he finally trusted me enough to fly from his cage and land on my hand. I panicked and accidentally backhanded him across the room. FML

#21514709
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16620) - you deserved it (17673)

On 01/13/2016 at 12:05pm - animals - by parasheeeet (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my grandfather showed up at my house in a panic. He rushed over, with a gun, because I wasn't answering his texts and he thought something had happened to me. I was asleep. FML

#21511770
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20770) - you deserved it (1991)

On 01/05/2016 at 12:44pm - misc - by notanightowlanymore (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, at 26, I got chicken pox. My parents stand by their belief that I got it because I'm not right with God, not because they didn't vaccinate me. FML

Today, after trying unsuccessfully for three or so years to have a baby with my wife, my broodiness has gotten so bad that when I saw a couple with their daughter at the bus stop, I briefly had a daydream where I shot them in the head and took their daughter home to raise as my own. FML

#21509677
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23343) - you deserved it (4682)

On 12/31/2015 at 6:57am - kids - by DesperateToBeDad (man) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, at work, the janitor would not stop telling me how good I looked. This was after he told me he was fired for sexual harassment at his last job. He clearly learned that lesson. FML

#21488169
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20918) - you deserved it (1405)

On 11/03/2015 at 10:10pm - work - by 123literateABC - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had to bail my son out of jail, because he's a pansy and wouldn't last a night in there. His crime: pissing through the open windows of passing cars after losing a bet with his friends. I feel like if he gave me grandkids, they'd be born with half a brain. FML

#21481024
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23606) - you deserved it (4041)

On 10/17/2015 at 7:41am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I spent two hours researching ways to fake my death, just so I can escape my crazy, overbearing stalker of a mum. FML

#21481003
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23033) - you deserved it (2716)

On 10/17/2015 at 4:17am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents over lunch. Unfortunately, I showed my dad her Facebook profile beforehand and he wouldn't stop making cracks about her duckfacing. It started with "Don't let her eat the bread, it'll puff up in her stomach and kill her", and ended in tears. FML

#21478134
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24747) - you deserved it (5079)

On 10/10/2015 at 1:39am - misc - by iskalion (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML

#21475747
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26259) - you deserved it (2032)

On 10/03/2015 at 4:45pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my colleagues were excitedly talking about going for drinks after work. I heard one of them ask, Is Sam coming?' and shortly after leave without me. I'm Sam. FML

#21385304
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26327) - you deserved it (3526)

On 04/01/2015 at 7:37am - work - by Sam - Netherlands (Groningen)

Today, for my Christmas bonus at work, I got a potted plant and some lotion. FML

#21322774
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28706) - you deserved it (2938)

On 12/23/2014 at 3:58pm - work - by whut - United States

Today, my anxiety got so bad that when I stole a sword in Skyrim and resisted arrest, I had a full-on panic attack as I ran away. I ended up curling up on the sofa as my character got hacked to death on the TV. FML

#21294889
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32277) - you deserved it (8367)

On 11/08/2014 at 5:49pm - health - by Anonymous S'wit (man) - Portugal

Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML

#21244154
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41595) - you deserved it (3547)

On 08/24/2014 at 12:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to explain to one of my high school students that the importance of Pearl Harbor was not, in fact, because the Japanese stole the US pearl supply. FML

#21020544
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44811) - you deserved it (3865)

On 01/07/2014 at 7:00pm - work - by tpj24 - United States (Iowa)



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